(2nd Chappie. Forgot to add this in the first chapter: I don't own the phantom! If I did though, I'd keep him all to myself! Mwahaha! evil grin BTW this is set a few days after the first chapter)

Erik was down in his lair scheming evil schemes. Just then Nadir came rowing up in his row boat.

"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream!" He sang, "Merrily, mar- oh hello Erik!" The Persian said enthusiastically.

"Hi, Nadir." Erik replied with no enthusiasm whatsoever.

"How are you to be doing?" he asked, stepping out of his boat, walking over to the phantom.

"Okay I guess. Christine dumped me." He sighed.

Nadir looked confused. "Where did she dump you?"

Erik looked up annoyed. "It's a figure of speech Nadir, Christine and I aren't going out anymore."

The Persian scratched his head in thought. "I thought she was afraid of you."

"I wouldn't say afraid, just cautious. It doesn't matter. I will have Christine whether she likes it or not!" He said raising a fist in the air. The phantom of the opera thought for a few moments and decided chasing after Christine wasn't the best thing to do right now, what with him still recovering from the computer incident. Just then, Eric had an idea. "Say Nadir, would you like to play chess?"

"I don't know how to play."

"It's easy; I'll show you." He needed something to get his mind off Christine right now.

Actually teaching Nadir to play chess wasn't so easy. "So what is dis horsy thing again?" Nadir asked holding up a knight.

"It's a knight." Erik answered, annoyed at the Persian's lack of knowledge.

"Can I move here?" Nadir questioned, moving to a place he knew he wasn't allowed.

"No…"

"King me!" Nadir yelled in triumph as he placed a knight at the opposite end of the board and threw his hands up in victory.

"There is no 'king me' in chess, Nadir!" Erik yelled, his face turning red.

"Hey, look at me, I'm an alien!" the Persian said putting two pieces up to his ears and moving them back and forth. As he did that Erik yelled and tossed the chess table into the lake where it was promptly eaten by gators.

After sending the annoying Persian away for the night Erik thought of having some fun and grabbed his digital camera. Moving quietly, he found Raoul's room. Upon entering, he almost passed out form the horrible smell of cherry lip gloss and perfume. Trying not to gag, he decided to look around Roul's room a little; he wasn't shocked to find out that all the walls were covered with pink wall paper. Going over to the shelves, he found all sorts of little action figures of 'my little pony' and 'Dora the explorer' as well as doll houses and 'tellitubby' plush toys. Erik felt like he was about to puke. Seeing nothing else, he grabbed an open cardboard box and blew chunks into it. Deciding to stop screwing around, he made his way over to Raoul.

As it turned out the fop slept with a face mask and curlers in his hair. Knowing this would make great blackmail material Erik proceeded to photograph the fop without waking him up. Once he was done he left and retreated down to his lair and posted them on the internet (he'd gotten a laptop and a wireless hook up.). All the while laughing evilly at the thought of Raoul being publicly humiliated the next day, of course he saved the worst ones for blackmail later on.

(next one coming soon! PLZ R&R! I know I bash Raoul, but I love him, he's cool!)