And Yet You Came Back

by BuzzCat

This has indeed turned into a poetry folder for almost any pairing. Just decided to give poetry a whirl. Maybe I can use these sometime for something useful in real life. Lots of these don't have pairings. Review please!

5. Myrtle and the Bass

(A/N: I got reeeeeeaaaaalllllyyy bored here. Like, let's-watch-paint-dry bored. You have been warned.)

There once was a ghost and a bass

Who admired each other's ass

Then Myrtle and he

Swam harmoniously

Until he passed some gas.

(A/N: I warned you. My grandma showed up here. At 9 in the morning. ON A SATURDAY! What sane person is actually voluntarily awake at that time? Apparently, she's gone batty. But I love her anyway. Still, I'll have to disconnect the doorbell.)