Um so here is the first chapter hope this works out :)
Chapter one
Sorry my first time writhing a fight seen
Maki: I'm just going to keep running
Haruka: but there are only a couple Anbu and it was not even our fault.
Maki: that's not the way Konoha sees it
Haruka: but it was a traing accident that just happens to result in me bowing up a ¼ of the village.
Just then a ninja star wiszd by Haruka and hit the tree behind her. She quickly turned around to face her opponents.
Maki surveyed there surroundings "there are two Anbu below us and the 3 were facing and by the looks of it a couple coming from the direction of Suna"
"Ok I got these three move up a head it will be pretty", Haruka said with a giant smirk
Maki nodded in understanding and jumped off the tree branch and ran up a head to fight the Anbu. Maki made a water clone to go confront the Anbu while she would sneak up behind them to distract them; The Anbu saw her approach and quickly launched a giant fire ball towards the fake Maki, the fire ball reached clone Maki and she disapread with a poof Buy the time they realized it Maki had snuk up behind the two, killing them.
Meanwhile
Haruka
I looked at the three Anbu before me. In a flash I was making hand sings. They on the other hand did not seem in a hurry. "Aisu tama haretsu no justu" (ice ball explosion) I called out then a medium sized ball of ice went flying towards them, then exploded the ice flew in every direction like small razor sharp senbon needles. Let's just say they died quickly then it hit me Maki and I just killed our own comrades CRAP now were actually criminals.
We met up again and brunt up the corpse and then continued on our way. We had no clue were we were going so we randomly decided to go to Suna. Later that night after traveling for about 8 hours straight they stopped and made camp. They hade a small fire going and were ready to spend the night, Haruka took off her head band off her neck lade it on the ground then took out a kunai knife and proceed to make a giant scratch across the surface of the head band. Maki watched Haruka then did the same for they had killed there own comrades and hey Maki had always wondered what it would be like to be a rouge ninja. The next morning they packed up making sure they left no evidence that they were ever there.
They were in the land of Sand when Maki and Haruka felt the presence of more Konoha Anbu.
Maki "there are about 20 of them"
Haruka:" aaa crap Konoha finally got serious to be quite honest we might have problems dealing with these duds"
Maki; "this is very unlike me but I'm just etching for a fight now"
Haruka: "well then let's get this party started"
The fight had started but it was not looking good Maki and Haruka had killed off 5 Anbu, and they were about ½ way thru there chakra reserves things were not looking good.
Haruka: "Maki back up" *Maki did so*
Haruka did the hand singes and a giant ball of ice appeared in the air it went towards the Anbu and Haruka screamed "Sendo" and the ball exploded massively
Spoke to Haruka thru the rubble and smoke Maki: Hey Haru that one was bigger than normal
Haruka: ya I know it was not supposed to be that big
As the rubble cleared Maki and Haruka saw an unexpected sight there were two men wearing black clokes with clouds on them and there was only tow Anbu left. The two men proceted to fight the remain Anbu. One of the men fought with a puppet and poison and the other man fought with explosions. They quickly took care of the Anbu then trued around and looked at them. The puppet user looked at them and said "hello my name is Sasori and my partner is called Deidara"
Haruka*looks at Deidara and Sasori*" hi I'm Haruka and um well I like to make things go boom and thanks for healping us fight. Man those Anbu are annoying and by the way don't ask why we were being chased by Konoha its kind of a lame reasone"
Sasori: no problem love how you're friend killed a sand nin by falling on him she has amaing klutzy skills.
Haruka: wate killed a sand nin were was I when that happened
Maki: you were killing Anbu and I fell and my name is Maki and being a klutz is a ninja skill very few have SO BRUN IN HELL
Sasori: well were Akatiski members so fear us
Maki and Haruka: no -.-
Sasori: fine then I'm Sasori and as you already guessed I'm a puppet user
Deidara: I make bombs with explosive clay un I also have mouths on my hands un
Haruka: THAT'S WHY MY ICE BOMB was bigger than usual, cool can I see
Deidara: sure *shows hands* got bord one day and I made them French kiss each other un
Everyone: . . .
Sasori: I since a group of nin
Haruka: ann great I wanted to sleep
Deidara: there only genin un
Haruka: can I blow them up
Maki: ok but then no more blowing people up for a long time
Haruka: yay *goes off to blow up genin
A houre later
Maki: O My GoD you people are so cool, wate show me you're leg hair
Sasori : Why
Haruka: it freaks her out
Deidara and Sasori: . . . un
Maki: … hairy legs scare me . *hides behind Haruka
Haruka : I'm sleppy good night * curls up in ball and sleeps
Maki: awe… my hiding place is sleeping now and dreaming of stuff
Haruka*still sleeping* no come back mister bomb I want to blow up a village with you
Maki: I'm jealous
Deidara: O My GoD I've hade that dream so many times before un
Sasori: … *prods with stick
Maki * joins in then looks up at sasori you are a puppet Cool
Haruka: o My god HOTNESS ^w^ *drools*
Everyone: …
Deidara: what the heck is wrong with her un O.e *twitch*
Maki: O nothing she is just dreaming about hot men ^w^
Sasori and Deidara … un
Haruka: hey blondie! No yoinking ma bombs of mental ponies n AND GIVE ME THE DAM COOKIE ALRADY
Maki: hen… MAH COOKIE
Deidara: should I be scared or disturbed by all this un ?
Maki: slightly disturbed with a pinch of happy. For she is now you eye candy
Haruka: wakes up "I want a cookie and you * points at Sasori will give me one
Sasori… well… we could bring them to leader sama
Deidara: well Koana does love to make cookies um for randome strangers un
Haruka: cookies? Did you say cookies?
Maki: oh, crap
Deidara: what un?
Haruka: COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES
Maki:* thinks* that now that you think of it I want one to* joins the cookie screaming
Sasori:* whispers to Deidara* they have good fighting skills we use here is my plan knock them out and bring them back to base and they will get there cookies
Deidara: "ok nods"
Maki: you say we get cookie? You too kind
Sasori * sneaks up behind Maki then proceeded to knock her out then did the same with Haruka
Meanwhile Deidara make a giant clay bird to travel on after that Sasori put the tow unconscious girls on to the bird. Deidara gave the order to the bird to take flight and heave for base. A couple hours into the flight Haruka and Maki woke up Maki asked if there were any cookies here but sadly there were not any. Haruka decided it was better to just fall back asleep, Maki on the other hand stayed awake with a look of confusion on her face. Sasori noticed her confusion and explained first of all were on our way to base so you girls can get you're cookies secondly you're on a giant clay bird really high up in the sky. At that moment Maki decided it was the perfect time to sing "I believe I can fly"
Sasori: I love that song *starts signing along
Maki: pauses "not it sucks
Haruka: Piggies no come back *dreaming*
Deidara: now I want bacon un
Haruka: haha I've caught you now mister piggy now turn into TASTY BACON mohahaha
Maki: ew
Deidara and Sasori: YUM un
Sasori: Maki do you not like bacon
Maki: not like it … no. I dislike it with a passion
Haruka: NoOOO DON'T KILL mister Moo Moo he is my friend
Maki: before it was Mister Bear Bear
Sasori: I've had enough of her dream yelling *wakes up Haruka*
Deidara: thank you my good pal un
Haruka woke up and then realized that they were flying high up in the air
Maki: .. . how oh so very smart. She's afraid of heights you butts sucker
Deidara: nice plan Sasaori scare the new members before they get there cookies un
Maki: you idiots
Deidara: I'm not the klutzt one here. Sticks out tong un
Maki: you Die
Deidara; NO un
Sasori: Both of you shut the fuck up
Maki: uuwaaa you're so mean
Sasori: sorry about that pats on head
Maki: DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PEDO
Sasori: * hurt expression* ow that hurt lifts up cloke
Maki* seas leg hair then goes and hides with Haruka
Deidara: great now both of them are scared shitless good plan Sasori good plan un AND PUT YOU'RE ROBE DOWN ITS LIKE A JUNGLE DOWN THERE un
Maki: heh… down there..
Deidara: you sick minded thing GO DIE IN A HOLE un
Maki: what if I don't wana to die
Deidara: *yelling* I DON'T Gi-
Haruka: *interupes* can both of you shut up you're disrupting my happy place
Maki: sorry *glomps*
Haruka: save me mommy it's scary up here *death king to Maki*
Maki: awe ^w^ but I'm not you're mommy ..
Haruka: but but oni-chan?
Maki:… one- chan. Oni-chan is OLDER BROTHER . I'm no man
Haruka: Save me
Maki; awe *huggles*
Sasori: so hights are not her thing?
Maki: weren't you listening? =.= how typical of men
Sasori: I was thiking of
Maki: big buts
Sasori: No I was thiking of how to make my potion more easy kill
Maki: * gives good suggestion*
Sasori: wow I never taught of that *hugs* you're amazing
Maki: .. blushes um thanks …? . O.e * twitch
Deidara: awe how cute un
Haruka: agreed
Maki: CUTE puppies are cute not this Pervert
The bird mounted higher in the sky causing Haruka to get even more scared and squeeze Maki
Deidara: that is also cute un
Sasori: its getting late lets stop for the night
The rest of the group agreed and they found a cave to spend the night in.