Hi guys the bell test for pokemorph Naruto is here.
Now something I think you guys might be confused about. First is yes Naruto is wearing clothes I'm not about to have someone walk around naked (except a psychiced Sasuke). The brownish fur around Naruto's waist looks pretty much only like a belt so his manhood isn't covered.
Also about the technique Naruto used. One of the two voters for a mewtwo Naruto (who I believe is going to make a rewrite of this with a Mewtwo Naruto instead) thought of making the technique an Uzumaki clan only technique meaning only Naruto's blood relatives can use the technique and change +get the abilities. If you're not of Uzumaki/Namikaze (don't really care) blood then you don't get the abilities. Now this is what I'm going to add to that affect even if you don't get the abilities you still lose the ability to use chakra. Also said reviewer (not saying his/her name) thought of any and all Uzumaki children being born human but they use the technique when they become thirteen and let me say to you all that this guy/girl is a genius in his/her own way and I'd like to say that I can't wait for the rewrite.
Now onto the chapter!!!
Chapter 2- The bell test on flying perverts!?
Team 7 was at training ground 7 waiting for their sensei. Actually to be more precise Sakura was fuming but staying quiet in fear of having a sock stuffed into her mouth(again). Sasuke was brooding up a storm because he was being hit in the head by floating rocks when Sakura wasn't looking(guess who's causing it). And last but not least(least is Sakura) Naruto was meditating/levitating when asked what he was doing by Sasuke, Naruto simply replied 'I'm looking for the secret of life' or some other nonsense but in reality he was practicing his psychic powers in hopes of learning something new.
-3 hours and 50 minutes later (10:50 am)-
"Yo" said Kakashi appearing in a puff of smoke.
"YOUR-" was all Sakura said when Jaraiya (our white haired pervert from last chapter) was set flying into Sakura' chest which caused Sakura to send Jaraiya flying intoa random sub-universe.
"Sakura don't you feel like you sent someone to there unholy demise" said Naruto feeling not one bit of remorse of what he caused.
"Nope" was all Sakura said.
-Random Sub-universe-
A evil monster was destroying Sesame street when a loud scream could be heard. Then someone(thing) crashed into the monster with enough force to kill it. All the inhabitates of Sesame street(those stupid looking puppets) gathered around Jaraiya and started hugging him which in turn caused him to scream "IT BURNS IT BURNS" until a boot came flying towards him and nailed him on the forhead(three guesses on who didi that)
-Back to team 7-
"Oooooookay anyways your all you have to do his get these bells from me" said Kakashi holding out 2 bells and silently thanking Naruto for shutting the howler monkey(Sakura) up.
"But sensei there are only two bells" said Sakura stating out the obvious while inner Sakura was yelling that they'd defiantly get a bell until she was somehow nailed in the head by a boot.
(AN: I'm only doing it to Sakura, inner Sakura, and Jaraiya since they are all idiots, Sasuke's just an emo)
"Good you can count up to two so that means one of you will fail" said Kakashi "Also those that do get a bell will get lunch" finished Kakashi and after he said that Sakura's and Sasuke's stomach's growled while Naruto's let out a stiffened growl.
"Ok anyways we will begin" paused Kakashi to add affect "Now" finished Kakashi as Sasuke and Sakura ran to hide while Naruto just stayed in the clearing with Kakashi.
"You know you're a bit weird" said Kakashi looking at Naruto boredly.
"Well I know that I can't hide from you sense you're a jounin, also I wanted to ask how you enjoyed the itching powder last night" replied Naruto smirking.
"So that was you hmmm, I was expecting something more from Konoha's famise prankster" said Kakashi a bit disappointed in Naruto.
"Well I did want to hit you so I settled for something simple also I got another question for you" said Naruto sitting down onto the grass to relax a bit.
"Ok shoot" said Kakashi taking out his Icha Icha paradise volume 9.
"How do you get you teammates to work with you when ones a gay emo who thinks his teammates will slow him down and a fangirl who will only follow the emo and hates your guts" asked Naruto referring to Sasuke and Sakura who somehow knew who he was talking about.
"I/SASUKE-KUN AM/IS NOT GAY" yelled Sasuke and Sakura emerging fro there hiding places and were about about to attack Naruto when Sakura was nailed in the head with a TV set and Sasuke was hit by and elephant.
(AN: I never said I wouldn't nail Sasuke was something super heavy)
Kakashi looked surprised at what happened and fell onto his ass laughing as hard as he can from seeing the last Uchiha being nailed by a flying elephant(no not dumpo), but quickly regained his focused after not hearing the bells tingle and when he looked to see if they were still there all he saw was a flashing outline of them. He heard the bells and looked up and saw that Naruto had both bells but before Kakashi could ask Naruto simply said "Psychic powers gotta love'em."
So Kakashi quickly tied Sakura and Sasuke to a log each(he's not that gruel).
After that was done he and Naruto started playing a game of strip poker. By the time Sasuke and Sakura woke up Naruto was still in all his clothes which consited of black pants and a black sleevless shirt with his hatai-ate(1) tied to his forearm(upper arm I believe), while Kakashi was in nothing but his boxers and hatai-ate.
"This time I'm winning 2 pairs" said Kakashi showing his had which consisted of 2 fours, 2 sixes, and a jack.
"Sorry sensei but royal flush" said Naruto smirking as he showed his 9, 10, Jack, Queen, and King all of the same suit "cough up that headband sensei"
"Dang it" yelled Kakashi as he took off his hatai-ate and handed it to Naruto revealing his sharingan and that's when they noticed that Sasuke and Sakura were awake.
-30 minutes later (dang Kakashi's late even getting dressed)-
"So do you two want to know why you both are tied to a log" started Kakashi and at Sasuke's and Sakura's nod he continued "Well its like this nether of you two did anything and you both are easily angered."
"It's all the dope's fault" said Sasuke
"Yeah what Sasuke-kun said" agreed the local neiborhood pink haired howler monkey.
"Wrong dum and dummer" said Naruto pointing to Sasuke and Sakura in turn to what he called them.
"What do you mean dope" growled Sasuke while Sakura was nailed with Tora the cat who was scratching Sakura into oblivion.
"I now have an IQ of over 5000 thanks to my new form and you guys made it so easy for me also its true" said Naruto happily as he started to glow blue again.
"BAKA" yelled Sakura and Sasuke but both where shut up when Jaraiya came flying into Sasuke causing their lips to hit each other. Sakura was hit with a sea of garbage. Kakashi was once again laughing, in fact he was laughing so hard that after a couple of poundings onto the earth he fall through a hole he had caused and you could hear several other crashes and piano broking and a car screeching and after all the crashing was over a hub cab came rolling around where team seven was and clattered onto the ground (Ok I got the idea from the story 'The Laughing Fox' and I thought why not cause Kakashi to fall into hell).
When Kakashi got back he said "It wasn't Naruto's fault it was your own fault for being so easily provoked now I will give you all one more chance so Naruto eat and don't give any to Sasuke or Sakura" and at this Kakashi disappeared in a poof of smoke.
After Kakashi left Naruto took out some sugar and two spoons. Naruto put a lot of sugar onto the bento the started glowing blue and whispered "Psychic" which caused the spoons to levitate. Naruto then had the spoons take a scoopful of rice each, he then grabbed their noses and held them closed which in turn caused Sasuke and Sakura to gasp for breath which Naruto took advantage of by having the spoons jabbed themselves into Sasuke and Sakura's mouths, Naruto then closed their mouths to make sure they didn't spit out the food. After a while Sasuke and Sakura both swallowed the food, and Naruto let go of both of their mouths letting them gasp for air (or in Sasuke's case gag).
Then the previously clear sky suddenly became cloudy and Kakashi came looking like something for a cliché horror flick. "HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ORDERS WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELFS" yelled Kakashi in a menacing voice.
"I was thinking of something along the lines of teamwork seeing as I can't have my teammates starving themselves now can I, also it was funny seeing Sasuke gag from just eating something sweet" said Naruto in an amused voice while Sasuke( yes Sasuke the last Uchiha) and Sakura were both cowering in fear from the tone Kakashi yelled in.
"YOU ALL… pass" said Kakashi giving team 7 one of his famous eye smiles.
"Wha" said Sasuke and Sakura in sync.
"Let me put it this way those who disobey the rules are trash but those who abandon there teammates are worse then trash" said Kakashi in a sage-like tone.
"Meet me tomorrow at 7:00 am tomorrow back here" said Kakashi as he disappeared in a poof of smoke and Naruto teleported away leaving Sasuke and Sakura to struggle to get out of the ropes that bound them to their stumps.
End Chapter
Okay that it for now next time is Assassination of Tora the cat and Mission to wave.
Okay guys/girls I was wondering if I should have Tsunami(Tazuna's daughter) in Naruto's harem. Also if that happens I going to do some kind of adoption ritual so Inari is going to become an Uzumaki in more then just name so he can become a full fledge pokemorph.
Also between school and my brother on the computer I'll have trouble updating some of my stories so be patient also review.
Holymagemouto signing off.