Hi guys welcome to another chapter of Pokemorph Naruto. Now your wondering whats going on this chapter well its simple the wave mission is in this chapter now there's something my assitent Megaman would like to say.
Megaman: Read the Authors Notes at the end of the chapter for two polls. Also in this story Haku is going to be a girl so she might be in the harem if what Holy(me) hopes will be voted on wins.
Both(me and mega): On with the show.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Pokemon if I did Ash would specialize in dragon pokemon and Naruto would rule the elemental countries.
Chapter 3: Trip to wave and team 7's misery.
Three months have passed since the bell test. Naruto has meditated for three hours every day thanks to Kakashi's tardiness. Sasuke and Sakura got nailed in the head atleast 3 times a day. Kakashi was to lazy to train his team so he just got them missions to help improve there teamwork sadly Sasuke and Sakura just grumpled about doing grunt work while Naruto sun bathed and used his psychic powers to the work for him.
"Duck-butt-head in possision" said Sasuke annoyed while two snickers could be heard on the other end.
"Dead weight reporting I'm in possision" said Sakura also annoyed with her codename while two snickers again could be heard.
"Psy reporting I'm ready to go" said Naruto.
"Okay team prepare to capture the target" said Kakashi reading his book and still laughing at the codenames Naruto made.
"Naruto that's the last time you make the codenames" said Sasuke only to receve a boot to head with Naruto saying "Boot to the Head" just when the boot hit.
Tora the cat was about to run off but then he saw Naruto and walked up towards him and started rubbing against his leg and purring(like a cat that really likes you would do).
"I don't get why you're the only one it doesn't try to scratch into oblivion Naruto" said Sakura mad at Naruto but got a animal thing for a reply.
-At the hokage tower mission room-
Naruto gave Tora to the daimyo's wife and told her not to squeeze him or crush him in any way and he won't run away which she took to heart.
"Okay team 7 your next mission is… pulling out weeds, picking up groceries, babysitting one of the council members son…" but the hokage didn't get to finish when Sakura yelled to give them a better mission only for Naruto to say "Pervert to the head" and Jaraiya came flying and nailed Sakura in the head. Sakura in turn punched Jaraiya through the roof and into another universe again.
-In the world of pokegirls-
Jaraiya landed and was surrounded by all sorts of pokegirls and was used as a sex machine which Jaraiya didn't refuse to go through since this was great stuff for his next book.
-back to team 7-
"Sakura please don't destroy the tower" scolded Sarutobi
"Sorry Hokage-sama" said Sakura ashamed.
"Anyway Kakashi do you think your team is ready" asked the old hokage.
"Naruto yes, Sasuke and Sakura no" Kakashi bluntly stated.
"Why would that be" asked Sarutobi
"Naruto unlike the other two actually knows how to fight properly by enraging his opponents then strikes them somehow with some random object to the head, while Sasuke is just a pompous ass and Sakura a rabid fangirl. Honestly I don't know what you were thinking Iruka when you made this team for Naruto was the only one to have figured out my test and get the bells from me while breaking Sasuke's pride and shutting Sakura up at the same time" said Kakashi.
"Hey if I had a choice in the matter I would've kicked Sasuke out of the programmed because he expects everything to be given to him just because he's a Uchiha" Iruka snapped at Kakashi.
"See my point exactly" said Naruto which Sarutobi couldn't help but agree with the three ninja talking. Meanwhile while all this was happening Sasuke slowly took a kunai out only to receive a box of cow manure to the face breaking Sasuke's pride even more and causing Naruto, Sarutobi, Iruka, and Kakashi to put on gas mask's.
"Anyway I guess I could give team 7 a mission only if they agree not to kill the client" said Sarutobi.
"Really what's the mission" asked Sakura hopefully.
"To guard someone until he finishes building his bridge" said Sarutobi "You can come out now Tazuna-san"
After the aged old hokage said that a man came into the room rather drunkenly holding a bottle of sake in his hand. He then looked at the three genin and said "Are these three the ones that are suppose to protect me the look like the couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag especially that brooding emo over there covered in manure" after Tazuna said this however Sasuke and Sakura both tried to kill the man. Naruto decided to stop them and said "Disable" which caused Sasuke and Sakura to freeze in mid step. Naruto then took out a pack of markers and started drawing things on the immobilized bodies of Sasuke and Sakura. He then done the exact same thing to Tazuna except wrote the words 'I am gay' in bold permament marker on his forehead thus proving the Naruto can still be the evil little prankster that he once was.
((Note: Naruto learned disable during the three months of meditating))
"Ok first off Naruto how long are they going to be stuck like that" asked Kakashi.
"4 hours, oh and Kakashi-sensei do you have the first volume off that book because since I'm the last of my clan I'm suppose to have a harem isn't that right Ojii-san" said Naruto.
Sarutobi was socked and sputtered out "H-How d-did y-you know you where the l-last of your clan"
"Just know that you told me" said Naruto plainly and Sarutobi knew that thanks to Naruto he's been trapped.
"Now" started Naruto "Who where my parents and what's my clan's ability or abilities"
"Dang you trapped me alright Naruto your mother is Uzumaki Kushina and Namikaze Minato your clan's ability came from your father though he said he became a ditto which changes its shape and copies abilities of the shape taken, also the your clan ability is simple you know that forbidden jutsu you used to become what you are now well only you or your family can use it and gain the powers of the form you take also your right about the harem thing Naruto" said the hokage.
((Note again: Sasuke, Sakura, and Tazuna's whole body is disabled so they are in a cryogenic(frozen) state meaning they aren't seeing or hearing the conversation))
"Okay that's nice to know so I guess we can wait until they are able to move again or we can play a game of strip poker" said Naruto pointing over to the emo, the fangirl, and the drunk.
-4 hours of strip poker later-
Kakashi was once again stripped down to his boxers and the hokage was wearing only the robe around that he wore every day. Sasuke and Sakura became unfrozen and hit a wall(Tazuna was moved) and Tazuna went back to drinking while Kakashi and Sarutobi were getting redressed (Iruka didn't play and Naruto never lost). Kakashi told his team to meat at the gates in one hour. Sasuke and Sakura went to their houses respectfully to get their ninja gear while Naruto just went in some random direction and Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke.
-4 hours and 59 minutes later-
"RRRRRAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH WHERE ARE THEY ITS BEEN WHAT FIVE HOURS" yelled Sakura when a familiar voice of Naruto said "Client to the head" and Tazuna started to glow blue and was sent flying towards Sakura by some invisible force. Tazuna nailed Sakura inbetween the eyes and to the ground.
When everyone was up and running they left Konoha and walked. Sakura was asking Tazuna about wave, Sasuke was brooding, Kakashi was reading his book, Tazuna was being annoyed by Sakura's questions, and Naruto was just walking.
When they walked past a puddle in the road the Demon Brothers Goru and Zoru appeared and tried to attack Kakashi. Keyword being 'tried' since the moment they headed for Kakashi Naruto used a combination of Confusion and Psychic to stop the demon brothers and their metal claws where taken off by Naruto's psychic attack. He then had Sasuke and Sakura levitated on to the laps of the know sitting in mid air demon brothers who presided to spank the two (Sasuke and Sakura) like they where toddlers because of Naruto's psychic attack was still controlling them. This got laughs out of Tazuna and Kakashi. After about three hours Naruto had the brothers strip naked and tie each other to the other in a way that would cause people who saw them to think they loved each other in the sexual way getting even more laughs out of Tazuna and Kakashi. Naruto then walked up to them and said "Tell us who you were after, why, any information about the man who hired you two and I'll let have you guys untied and modest for the ANBU black ops of Konoha because I doupt you would like being caught naked in that position"
The demon brothers spilled everything they knew and Naruto turned around and started to leave but the demon brothers yelled "Wait what about our deal."
"Oh that, I lied" said Naruto smiling causing the demon brothers to yell several profanities at Naruto as team 7 and Tazuna were leaving with Kakashi and Tazuna still laughing.
When they got onto the small sailing boat(dunno what the thing is) Tazuna and Kakashi finally stopped laughing and Tazuna told team 7 the truth and they agreed to keep going.
When they got of the boat they walked through the woods of wave country heading for Tazuna's house. Naruto felt someone's presence and teleported towards the presence with Sasuke calling Naruto a corward but was quickly quieted thanks to a flying Zabuza the demon of the bloody mist screaming while holding his ass. Team 7 and Tazuna looked at where Zabuza came from and saw a crouching Naruto, arms extended, and hands in the tiger seal. Naruto then said "Konohagakura no sato most precious taijutsu technique: Thousand years of Death: Uzumaki style" and after those words left Naruto's mouth Zabuza crashed into a tree and was flying down when Naruto used psychic and smashed Zabuza into the tree continiously making it look like time was stopping, rewinding, and then playing over and over again getting laughs from Tazuna and Team 7. Naruto finally deciding that was enough(after the 90th slam) had Zabuza thrown towards a tree on the other side of the lake. Zabuza then went on a rant and fought with Kakashi (If you want details watch the wave arc the battle is pretty much the same except Zabuza was nearly psybeamed in the face several times after he trapped Kakashi). After Kakashi used Suiton: Great waterfall and nailed Zabuza to a tree with kunai Zabuza was hit in the neck by two senbon thrown by a mysterious hunter-nin that took Zabuza's body away leaving Kakashi exhausted and Team 7 to haul their sensei to Tazuna's place.
Me: Mega time to show them the polls.
Mega: Okay okay.
Poll number 1: Femhaku story and should Haku live? Yes or no for both parts.
Poll number 2: Should Tsunami be in the harem and should Inari be able to become a pokemorph when he's older? Yes or no for both parts.
Me: Vote if you want Haku to live and also question should I do something stupid during the battle of Sannin vs. hokage(Oro vs. Saru)
R&R and enjoy.
JA MATA