Hi guys I'm back and sorry to keep you waiting I was to busy relaxing to type up chapters. Also I won't be putting up new stories until one of my other stories are finished. I'd also like to say that Son of the Ice queen is still up for adoption.
Also for those that might of wanted a lemon I'm sorry to say that a proper one cannot be given so use your imagination if you want.
Now on with the story.
Chapter 4: Battle at the bridge Psychic versus Ice.
Team 7 was standing in a middle of a clearing in the woods around Tazuna's home after Kakashi told them some bad news.
-Flashback no jutsu-
Sakura and Sasuke were sitting over Kakashi with Sakura reaching for the Copy-nin's mask when suddenly said ninja's eyes snapped open surprising the useless banshee, and power hungry emo causing them to fall back on their butts while Naruto, Tazuna, and Tazuna's daughter Tsunami walked into the room.
The first thing Kakashi said after he got into a sitting position was "Where am I and how long have I been out"
"Well first off we're at Tazuna's and Tsunami-chan's house and before you ask Tsunami is Tazuna's daughter as well as my new girlfriend and maybe more later on meaning I get to adopt little Inari into my clan which means no complaining from him. Oh and you were out for about 24 hours and 6 minutes" said Naruto taking out a hard covered book and he began to read it as Inari walked into the room
"How the he-" said Sasuke but was interrupted when he was suddenly nailed by the book Naruto was reading earlier.
"No swearing in front of kids Uchiha-teme," said Naruto.
"What about you dobe you swear pretty much all the time," said Sasuke only to receive another book to the head.
"I'm an exception and I'm not an idiot anymore teme" said Naruto.
"Okay now that everyone is done playing around we can get to the more important stuff, like the fact that Zabuza isn't dead," said Kakashi.
"I thought so," said Naruto thanking god for giving him a form that has an intellect of over 5000.
"Yeah right dobe" said Sasuke only to be rewarded by a heavy blunt object falling on top of his head but he somehow stayed awake.
"I guess I forgot to mention that after I used one of my clans jutsu (there are more then just the pokemorph jutsu and the adoption jutsu) that I was given the form of an Alakazam the psi pokemon as its called which is known for its high intelligence which is about an IQ of over 5000" said Naruto calmly causing Sakura to yell out "WHAAAAAAAT"
"Pervert to the head" said Naruto as Jaraiya once again nailed Sakura in between the eyes and then be sent flying.
-In an alternate reality-
Jaraiya was about to finish to seal of the Kyuubi when he heard screaming from above him. When he looked up he saw an older version of himself crash into him forcing Minato to have to seal away the Kyuubi of his reality.
-Back to team seven-
"Does this always happen Kakashi?" asked Tazuna
"Yes it does but hey there never a dull moment around Naruto and how goes hiding the marker tattoo Naruto gave" replied Kakashi as he watched Tazuna huddle in a corner poking at a few pieces of dust on the ground with a depressing aura around him causing Kakashi to eye smile.
So after everything calmed down (meaning after Sasuke and Sakura were nailed with a kitchen sink each proving that Naruto used everything including the kitchen sink) Kakashi told Sasuke and Sakura how Zabuza was still alive and that it was time to start training and after that Naruto explained what a pokemon was.
-Flashback no jutsu release-
"Okay Sasuke, Sakura I'm going to teach you the tree walking exercise" said Kakashi leaning on his crutches.
Sasuke smirked at Naruto thinking he was better then the Alakazam morph.
"Sasuke don't get an inflated ego the only reason I'm not being trained to do the tree walking exercise is because I no longer have to ability to mold my chakra thanks to my transformation. Right Kakashi-sensei" said Naruto to which Kakashi nodded causing Sasuke ego to take a bruising.
"Okay now Naruto what are you going to do for training" asked Kakashi curious as to what Naruto might do.
"Meditation and target practice" replied Konoha's king of pranks and traps.
Kakashi then nodded and showed the emo and the pink haired howler monkey (Sasuke and Sakura) how to do the tree walking exercise, after which he threw two kunai at their feet and told them to use the kunai to mark their progress then Kakashi left the clearing. Unfortunetly for them as they where concentrating on gathering their chakra Naruto hit both of them with a psybeam messing them up completely.
Sasuke being the first to recover from the blast yelled "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR DOBE" only to receive a sledgehammer to the balls making sure that he would never be able to reproduce at all (Sorry all you Sasuke fans out there) and having the added affect of shutting said emo up.
"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO SASUKE-KUN, DOBE" shrieked Sakura who received a person who somehow looked like a garden gnome to her chest draining her of her energy as well as her undergarmets with the gnome yelling out sweeto.
"Okay now for to pay me kid" said the gnome.
"Okay I'll see if I can send you to where Jaraiya is so you can get some of the Icha Icha books, but here's a warning its going to hurt" said Naruto as he blasted the gnome with a psybeam.
-In the same alternate reality that Jaraiya was sent to before Minato does the sealing-
Minato Namikaze was about to seal the Kyuubi away when he was suddenly nailed by what looked like a garden gnome.
-Back with Team seven-
Kakashi came back into the clearing to check if Sasuke or Sakura made it to the top, but what he surprised him. First he was confused to see Sasuke holding his balls (not Kakashi's you yaoi fangirls) until Kakashi saw the sledgehammer near the possiblity homosexual emo which made everything click into place making one solution Sasuke ticked off Naruto somewhat. Next he saw Sakura looking like she had the life drained out of her while she muttered something about chakra draining garden gnomes which caused even more confusion on Kakashi's part as well as some shock. Kakashi asked what Sakura was talking about and Naruto told him something along the lines about a mommy gnome and a daddy gnome before Kakashi said enough and asked him what happened to her so Naruto told Kakashi about launching a man who looked like a garden gnome and knew how to drain a person's chakra but he preferred girls but seeing as Sakura can hardly be counted as a girl (and that she's an insult to mature (mentally) women around the world) that said gnome wanted a copy of every Icha Icha paradise book currently known to man. That pretty much sent Kakashi laughing at Sasuke and Sakura's demise.
When Kakashi calmed down and Sasuke and Sakura recovered from what happened to them Kakashi had them resume the tree walking exercise and then Kakashi left once again. Sasuke and Sakura were about to continue the exercise when Naruto called out "Hunting season is now open" which caused them to look at him only for them to dodge a boulder flying at them courtesy of Naruto and thus the chase was on with Naruto sending random objects flying at Sasuke and Sakura who were trying to escape the psycho.
Later when Kakashi returned to check on them Sasuke and Sakura looked like they got into a fight with a pit full of rapid tigers seeing as they and numerous bruises and cuts. Kakashi turned to Naruto for an explanation which Naruto said "Target practice on live targets" which made Kakashi slam his face into a tree continuously for not realizing the meaning of what Naruto said earlier.
So for the rest of the week Sasuke and Sakura worked on the tree climbing exercise while Naruto took the Abra approach to training and slept the day away for the safety of his teammates only to wake up to help Tsunami with the cooking and to eat.
-The day the battle for the land of waves begins-
While Kakashi, Tazuna, Sasuke, and Sakura went to the bridge Naruto slept in just incase Tsunami and Inari were in danger. When the majority of team 7 made it to the bridge to see Zabuza and Haku; the door to Tazuna's place was destroyed by two samurai wannabe's trying to capture Tsunami to take as a hostage only to receive a Psybeam to the head for the both of them. After tying up the two samurai's very thoroughly (translation: used so much duck tape that they can't even mumble something out) and telling Inari to gather up the villagers to the bridge, Naruto teleported to where team 7 was at and saw Kakashi getting ready to fight Zabuza and Sasuke in a dome of ice mirrors that was created by the hunter-nin. Naruto made a bet with Tazuna that the hunter-nin will win which Tazuna declined knowing that the battle was one sided in favor of the hunter. After Sasuke stop screaming Naruto decided enough was enough and launched heavy blunt force objects at the mirrors which Haku dodged out of the way by jumping out of the mirrors.
The battle that followed got both of the jounin level ninja to watch seeing as neither Haku nor Naruto could get a decent hit on the other though Haku lost her mask and the bridge lost several large chunks from itself so when Gato arrived and insulted them they decided the one who killed more of Gato's men including Gato himself is the winner. After the agreement was made Haku made several serrated kunai out of ice seeing as they wanted to rape her and Naruto used his psychic powers to take all the weapons in the mercenaries hands and use them like he always used weapons he launched them en masse while Haku through wave after wave of serrated kunai the ending result of the massacre is that Haku and Naruto tied with 75 kills each and Gato was killed by both of them at the same time.
Seeing this Zabuza was about to take Haku and leave but saw Haku and Naruto talking up a storm so he decided to go to Konoha to see if he and Haku could get out of the missing nin life style with Kakashi gladly helped seeing as Naruto might kill him if he didn't. So during the time the bridge was fixed Naruto not only learned a lot about Konoha but he also asked both Tazuna's family and Haku if they would like to move in with him though he would need a new apartment.
Okay guys and gals the results are as you have seen or might not have seen are as follows.
Haku's a girl, lives and becomes a part of the harem.
Tsunami is also a members of said harem
And Inari will become a Pokemorph
Now Mega tell them the new poll.
Mega: This poll is for what Pokemorph should Inari be and the choices are.
A vulpix
A squirtle
Or c) A Eevee
Me: Now vote this poll ends when all my other stories catch up.
Sayonara.