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SUMMARY: Vince is the new boy at a boarding school in Leeds but what happens when he makes it his policy to wreak havoc and meets a boy called Howard?
TITLE: The Boarding School
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The Boarding School
Chapter 4- Wash up Duty
"Naboo!" Vince shouted as he ran ever so masculine like across the dinner hall at lightning speed, almost crashing into the shaman who was handing over his dinner money. Howard followed behind, employing the 'fast walk' technique.
"Vince slow down!" Naboo shouted, placing his dinner tray on the metal counter and stopping the overexcited boy from crashing into him. "Right, what is it?" The smaller boy picked up his dinner tray and carried it to a table, Vince and Howard sitting down opposite him and Vince handing over his phone.
"Check this out." Naboo cracked a smile at first and then burst out into fits of tears. Bob was behind and Naboo turned to come face to face with the devil himself.
"Naboo, I never wanted to do this but you are on wash up duty." Naboo dropped his head onto the table and looked up at Vince and Howard through one eye before mouthing the words 'thanks a lot'.
Half an Hour later
"It's not that bad." Vince giggled, placing a dish on the drying rack.
"Not that bad? Today's special was slop on a plate." Howard sighed and pulled his rubber gloves on then picked up a towel and began to dry the dishes.
"Well actually it was apple crumble." Howard rolled his eyes at how jolly Vince was. He was always happy, nothing ever fazed him. He saw a peanut, it was a jamboree for Vince Noir, he witnessed some gravel, all of his Christmases had come at once. "Last time I had apple crumble it wasn't like this. It looks like mushy peas." Naboo, who had been silent throughout the whole episode, finally spoke up having tried some of the 'apple pie'.
"It tasted like mushy peas to." Naboo chuckled along with Vince but Howard remained totally serious. "Cheer up Howard, its only apple pie." Howard shook his head miserably and sighed.
"It's not because of the apple pie." Howard sighed. "It's Dixon Bainbridge. He's already head boy and I've been here longer than 'im." Naboo hated Dixon too and fell silent at the mention of his name. Vince of course brightened the mood by putting some soap-suds on a washing up brush and flicking it at Howard, hitting him square in the face.
"Oh what a shot!" Vince exclaimed, receiving a shot back and yelping when it landed in his hair. "Noooooooo! You've done it now Moon!" Vince squealed, flicking some soap at him but hitting Naboo instead.
"Vince you Ball-bag you've got soap all over my turban." Howard smiled at the sight of the angry Shaman.
"Easy Naboo, remember Peacock Dreams." Naboo turned to look and give Howard evil eyes.
"Peacock can suck my arse this is war!" With that, Naboo picked up some apple pie and threw it forcefully at Vince but hit Howard instead on the forehead.
"Naboo, what did I do?" Howard returned the shot and soon an apple pie and soap conflict had broken out between the three. The kitchen looked as though an apple bomb had fallen over the residence and the three were sat in a corner, Vince picking crust out of his hair, Naboo sponging his turban and Howard sponging the work tops. Bob walked in and almost had a heart attack like he did when Gary Numan came on his radio.
"That's it you three, I want you in my office again now!" Naboo was first to go, then Vince and Howard traipsed behind. When they arrived, they each sat down on a chair and waited patiently.
"Right, you have lost your privilege of going out this weekend. You have two weeks detention and you cannot go out, now let's see if you start fights again. I would say you have to wash the kitchen but I don't trust you. Naboolio, I am very disappointed."
"Sorry Mr Fossil, it won't happen again." Naboo whispered in a lisp.
"It's okay, just remember and steer clear of this office." When they were back in their room as classes had finished, Naboo flopped down on his bed and threw his turban into the washing pile of dirty clothes.
"Great, what are we gonna do now? I was planning on going to the cinema tomorrow with Pete." Howard shrugged and sat on his bed, Vince smiled with devilish delight.
"We don't have to go out to have fun, not when there's a whole heap of pranks we can do." Vince looked over at Howard and Naboo then at Fossil's car through the window. "If we can't go out, Fossil can't either."
TBC
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