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SUMMARY: Vince is the new boy at a boarding school in Leeds but what happens when he makes it his policy to wreak havoc and meets a boy called Howard?
TITLE: The Boarding School
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The Boarding School
Chapter 5- Breakin' Out
"So what are we gonna do?" Naboo asked, placing his soggy turban on a table to dry off.
"We are going to throw a party. Fossil can't leave if there's somethin' goin' on here can he? He has to stay here and sort it out so we are gonna be the somethin'." Vince sounded ecstatic with his plan but Howard and Naboo just looked at each other with disbelief.
"And this is going to work?" Howard asked, his words holding seldom belief in the thought.
"Yeah! Of course it will." Vince shouted, spinning around in a circle and falling onto Howard's bed next to him. He lay there and stared up at him with his big baby blues until Howard gave in.
"Alright then fine. What should I do?" Howard asked as Vince pondered for a minute and gazed over to the short shaman who was sitting on the bed and having a thumb war with Barry from a different room. "You can get Fleetwood Mac over there to get on the phone with his Shaman friends." Howard nodded and looked at Vince, his eyes intertwined with curiosity.
"And what will you be doing?" Vince picked up his phone from his pocket and waved it around.
"I will be phoning half the female population of Camden and be telling them to get their arses down here!" Howard chuckled under his breath and hid it by coughing. He was Howard Tom Jerry Moon, he did not laugh at things like that.
"Right okay then, Barry can you get lost please?" Barry looked up dejectedly and walked out of the room, Naboo giving him an evil glare. "Alright, alright just call the board of Shaman and tell them that there's a party here tonight." Naboo nodded and stared at Vince through confused and slightly scared eyes.
"Shit Vince what are you doing?" Vince stopped what he was doing to look at a shocked Naboo and Howard. "Put the crowbar down!"
"No… we are breakin' out!" Naboo fell back onto his bed and pulled the phone to his ear.
"Yeah, can I ring you back Dennis?" Naboo was in so much shock that he almost fainted. "Vince you cannot break out of the school!" Vince shrugged and pulled the window up with the crowbar.
"Yeah maybe you can't but I can so are you coming or not?" They looked at each other with deep contemplation and nodded finally. "Genius! Follow me and don't do anything stupid." Naboo and Howard nodded obediently and jumped out of the window after him, carefully holding onto the window ledge so they didn't fall off. "Right, be careful." The three edged their way over to a small ledge where there was a dumpster dead below so they were safe to fall onto it. "Oh and Howard? Be careful not to fall into the dumpster."
"You seem to know this route all too well." Howard smiled and noticed the grin which spread onto Vince's face.
"Where d'ya think I go at night? I don't just sit around here all night; I go out and then sneak back in. You should come with me one night when the hall monitor's gone." Howard and Naboo nodded in agreement and slid into the night with Vince. It wasn't completely dark but the sky was a slightly darker shade of blue than the one it had been all day. "We'll need drinks and I mean proper drinks like Flirtinis."
"What's a Flirtini?" Howard asked in a confused voice as they ambled down the cobbled streets.
"It's a champagne cocktail with pineapple and a twist of lime." Howard was now in a state of shock, displaying a gaping hole for a mouth.
"We are not old enough to drink!" Vince nodded and smiled.
"I know but watch this." he walked into the shop and Howard followed. "Hello young sir, I was wondering if you may have some vintage champagne for my wife's birthday. Women, they always expect the best do they not Richmond?" Naboo laughed along with Vince assuming he was 'Richmond'.
"Yeah, do you boys have ID?" Vince smiled and began to walk out of the shop.
"Well that could've gone better." Howard sighed and flopped down onto the curb, Vince simply portrayed a toothy smile.
"Could it?" He asked as he pulled his fake leopard fur coat open to reveal several bottles of alcohol. Howard smiled back and stood up, Naboo rolling his eyes in a way which portrayed the expression of 'I do not know these people'. "Alright, now we need lights. Multicoloured lights like in clubs." Howard shook his head.
"No way, Howard Moon will not be getting mixed up in things like this, no sir. You cannot go and buy multicoloured lights" How would you put them up?" Howard's voice had gone unusually high pitched like a huge, poisonous spider had decided to crawl up his arm or something.
"Relax, this is gonna be great!" Vince ever so masculine like skipped down the road and smiled. "Come on!" The other boys soon broke into a run but Naboo's was more like a fast walk, his trainers slowed him down. When they arrived back, Vince gave Howard the bags and climbed onto the dumpster, Howard passing him the bags and following. They both helped Naboo up and began to scale the wall. Soon they reached their window and Vince threw the bags through the window but that was when disaster struck. His hand slipped and within a minute, Vince was in the middle of a life or death situation. He was hanging by one hand whish was violently sliding down the concrete windowsill. When the last thing holding him from the cold ground fell, Vince fell with it, Howard wrapping his hand around his slim wrist.
"Are you okay little man?" Vince was almost in shock but he managed to nod and sigh with relief.
"Yeah, thanks." Howard edged his way further and further to the window and dragged both him and the smaller man through the window, Naboo following closely behind.
"And you're sure you're okay?" Again Vince nodded and pulled Howard into a hug. "Don't touch me!" Howard squealed but fell comfortably silent soon afterwards in Vince's arms.
"Howard, you saved my life, why would I not hug you?" Vince's voice was slightly muffled from Howard's hair but he heard him even so. "Thanks again mate." Naboo was curled up on his bed from exhaustion.
"Night guys, I'm shattered." Howard pulled away and stared at Vince's bright blue eyes.
"Night Naboo, night Vince." Giving Howard one last squeeze, Vince smiled widely and walked to his bed and lay back into the covers.
"Night Naboo, night Howard." Maybe the boarding school wasn't so bad after all.
TBC
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A/N: There you go another chapter. Thanks for all the reviews so far. :D