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SUMMARY: Vince is the new boy at a boarding school in Leeds but what happens when he makes it his policy to wreak havoc and meets a boy called Howard?

TITLE: The Boarding School

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The Boarding School

Chapter 11- Dior's Disaster

When they reached outside, Vince began to swing their arms and smiled childishly.

"So Howard, why are you here then?" Vince asked and watched hesitation grow.

"Well… I… I hit a boy over the head with my trumpet because he was bullying me." Vince burst into fits of laughter and almost fell head over heels when they hit a hill. "Careful."

"Sorry, I can be a bit ditzy sometimes." Vince openly admitted and placed a foot on the opening to the hill. "I was sent here because my grades were slipping. I was predicted a C." Howard nodded, implying he was listening. "And I got a U but that wasn't my fault… it was Leroy." Howard couldn't help but chuckle at the defensiveness in Vince's voice.

"Wow… U? That's… wow." Vince nodded and tightened his grip on Howard's hand when he saw Lance. "Lance." Howard said in a breathy tone. "Just ignore him Vince." Vince scoffed at Howard's remark.

"I intend on doing."

"So this U...?" Vince shrugged off Howard's question and sat down in the place he had done two nights ago. He liked it there; it was a nice view and a comfy hill.

"Forget it. I had the knowledge but just… couldn't be bothered. It's no big deal." Vince said calmly and let go of Howard's hand to lean back onto the grassy floor. "He's gone." Vince said in a confused and questioning tone.

"Where?"

"Dunno… if I did but I be so confused?" Howard nodded and stood up to get a better view, Lance pushing him over before running away to hide in a bush. "Howard?" Vince looked down and hovered over him, a foolish grin spread across his face.

"Think it's funny do you?" Howard childishly linked an ankle with Vince's and pushed forwards so he was tripped up and fell backwards, landing half on Howard, half on the floor. "Ha! Bitch." Howard smirked and tried to sit up.

"Who pushed you anyways?" Vince scanned the area as he spoke and stood up, quickly brushing off his drainpipes.

"Guess."

"Oh no, not that Lance kid… what a loser. Anyway are you alright?" Vince asked and helped up Howard who stared at their hands. "Oh sorry, don't touch me I know." Howard shook his head but remained wordless.

"Come on, let's go back inside." Howard smiled and wrapped an arm around Vince's shoulders. Pushing opened the door, Howard smiled. Soon however, he began to shake a bit and smiled hesitantly.

"Are you okay Howard?" Vince asked.

"Fine!" When they got back, Howard got changed and frowned. "Lance!" He whispered and picked up his pants which were dotted with itching powder. Throwing them into the washing basket, he clambered into his bed and snuggled into the covers. Soon he found himself sat up having a conversation with Naboo about ninjas whilst Vince slowly snored in the background.

"Naboo, I have something to tell you but you have to promise not to tell Vince, it'll freak him right out!" Naboo nodded and fixed his 'sleeping turban' straight on his head.

"What?"

"Well I…" Howard hesitated, was he going to say the secret he knew Lance could use against him if he found out?

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