at tsunades office...
kakashi,eliza,i have a dire mission for you.
what? kakashi asked curiously.
i need you to attack the atkutsuki base.
WHAT? they almost screamed.
oh come on,youre the only qualified ninjas in konoha.i know you can pull this off.
we cant take the entire atkutsuki team. eliza said nervously.
why would you want to attack them now? you know they havnt harmed konaha in over a insisited thats why you have to go now. they are weakened right now, and i see a window of weeknes
please`tell me youre kidding tsunade! i know that they have been recruiting! how could you think atkutsuki would let their gaurd down for even a second? eliza almost screamed
how would you know?
i know becaluse i was i used to be a member anyway.
i knew you used to be a member, i didnt know you were recruited,this is even better.
why would it be?
you have connections. you can pose as a member,get into the base,and ambush them.
no. i wont. you dont realise why they REALLY havent come near konoha do you? they take an oath never to kill a member after they have left atkutsuki.
oh really?
yes.
why would they do that?
as a member of atkutsuki,you become close to one another,you may hate each others guts,but the bond is human none the less.
really. yes.
go anyway.
NO.I WONT.
if you want to stay in konaha you will.
ok,but i wont attack. i refuse to.
fine,but when you have a kunai in your neck dont come crying to me eliza.
i wouldent anyway.
come on kakashi lets go.
later...
whats the real reason you wont attack? kakashi asked somewhat innocently.
truth is, i dont think i could.
why?
like i said,we may hate each other,but the bond is human none the less.
is that all?
no. i used to date deidera,he left atkutsuki for me.
when was this?
a few years ago.
what happened?
i got tired of healing him, and contsantly sewing his arms and legs,and other things, back on. ahh deidera and his explosions.
oh. so who was better me or deidera, or lee?
what?
you know.
ohh,a small blush came across her face.
well?
oh come on grow up!
not until you awnser me.
well i dont really remember the time with lee so that dosent count, you were pretty good but deidera was way kinkier.i like kinky.
really? it was my first time. ive probably gotten better.
hmm id make a bet,but im going out with lee.
oh come on you know you want me.
well yeah, its not like i dont,i mean youre the eternal bachalor,the unobtainable man,every woman in konahas perfect man,and every mans envy. of course i want you.
i had no clue you thought so highly of me. he laughed.
oh, thats just how sakura describes you.i be she hasnt even seen you without youre mask is she in for a are completly unaware of how much she wants you.
did she really say that? man. and yes she has, but im pretty sure she was focoused on my lips.
so have you two?
oh, i thought you wanted to be a grown up.
not until you awnser me.*wink*
yeah,we have,but only once.
nice. so how many times after me,
23,not counting sakura.
really how many girls?
22.
oh really.
yeah, nice score huh. how many for you?
25 she said with a smirk coming across her face.
how many guys?
5.
dang.
nice score huh.
(yes she was worse than genma,and they were actually keeping score,almost competivley.)
later...
well its almost midnight, we probably should be setting up camp.
yeah. ill start the fire ok?
ill fix the tent.
ok.
so who was better me or sakura?
uh,well,im not going to awnser that.
oh fine*rolls eyes*
after they went to sleep, kakashi heard her talking in her sleep. she was clearly having a dream about deidera.
dang,he must have been really good if shes still having dreams about the thought to himself.
hey,eliza wake up.
huh? why? i was having a wonderful dream.
yeah i know. you talk in youre sleep.
oh sorry. her face was as red as a tomato.
just go to sleep.
ok. ill try too keep it down.*rolls eyes*
later,about 2:00 am she woke kakashi up,she was completly wrapped around him. sleeping like a rock.
hmm. she alwayse was a snuggler.
and a blanket hog dang it!
using his anbu skills he got the blanket back without her moving an inch.
she was mumbling,but if was all completly random and undecipherable
elisa: hmmm...FRENCH...fries...froggg...oww...zaglarnarf...*snores*
i
nner kakashi(what the heck?)
the next morning in tsunades office...
lee,sakura i will inform you thats youre lover is on an extremley important possibly fatal mission.
sakura:what the heck? why didnt you tell us sooner?
i told you as soon as i could gety to it.
lee:dont worry,theyll be fine :sakura:i freakin hope so tsunade,or ill take my anger out on you.
ill take that bet.
that morning in the tent...
huh? why do i smell eggs? wheres eliza?
mornin sleepyhead we got a big morning ahead. how do you like your eggs?
whats gotten into you all the sudden?
just looking forward to seeing deidera all. so how do you like your eggs?
oh i understand.
oh just make your own dang eggs then*sighs*
oh do you think sakura is doing right now?
know its 6:00 am right?
i thought you didnt open your eyes til 8:00 as a rule.
not today.i want to get moving before it gets too hot.
about noon...
CHEEZE ITS SOO FREAKIN HOT OUT HERE!
yeah. tell me about it.
if we run we can get to a hotel by dark...with air suggested sounds good to me.
about dark...
WERE HERE AT LAST!
ahh i cant wait to lay down!
me either.
one room please.
hotel guy: are you two a couple?
eliza quickly responded yes, and kakashi was suspitious for a moment.
would you like the couples discount?
yes please.
thank you. room 105.
why did you say we were a couple?
for the discount.
how did you know-
i read signs.
oh.
ooh a mini bar! dang it its just aucohol. oh well.
wanna drink? i guess its on my since you snatched my wallet this morning.
yeah, dang you know me so well dont you.
dang this stuff is strong. what is it?
i cant pronounce it,somthing rusian i think. dang that is strong. its good though.
a few minuites later... dang the stuff sneaks up on you too. im going to bed before you pass out jeez.
ok.(he had amazing aoucohol tolerance,but even that one shot got him drunk enough to do somthing he would have never done kissed eliza goodnight. she simply blushed and blamed it on the aoucohol,but it wasnt that entirley.
sooooo?
what do ya think? hmmm?
should there be a {insert lemon here} in the next chapter? hmm? well its all up to you guys!oh,and i dont own naruto.
in my world deidera is indestructable =D and he never dies!