"So where we headed boss?" DiNozzo asked Gibbs
"Old Naval base, they have a body for us" Gibbs replied.
"Are we there yet?"
"What do you think Tony?" Ziva asked, evidently annoyed.
"Well? Are we?"
"Shut up DiNozzo" Gibbs ordered. There was silence for a minute until...
Pop! Tony poped his lips and Ziva jumped. Ten seconds later he did it again, pop! Ziva turned and scowled.
Pop!
"Tony!" McGee hissed
"You know this reminds me of Shrek Two. The're travelling to Far Far Away and Theres the annoyed couple, That's you Ziva and McGee, Take a hint.
"And an ass DiNozzo, I wonder who that would be" Gibbs inturupted and tony fell silent.
Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap.
Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap.
Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap.
"Stop it tony!" Ziva snarled
"Fine." So Tony began to sing "9999 bottles of beer on the wall, 9999 bottles of beer you take one down, pass it around, 9998 bottles of beer on the wall..."
"DiNozzo" Gibbs warned
A minute passed before it started again.
"Are we there yet?"
"Zip it Tony" McGee said
"Zip it Tony" DiNozzo copied
"God! Do you ever shut up?" Ziva complained
"God! Do you ever shut up?" Tony copied again
"Shut up DiNozzo" Gibbs ordered
"Sure Boss"
...
"Are we there yet?"
"Now"
"Ok"
The basics: In an car...
Ask "Are we there yet?" continuously
Pop your lips
Tap something four times continuously
Sing 99 bottles of beer but change 99 to 9999
Repeat everything said
Another fun one to do is...
Sing the same line of a song over and over and over again
I would like to thank Fictionnare, DS2010 and davb82 very much for reviewing this story.