The elevator doors opened and DiNozzo and McGee walked out, heading towards their desks. Tony stopped, looking around furiously.

"What now?" McGee asked frustrated

DiNozzo put his finger to his lips, pressing his back up against the wall. He pointed his fingers up into a gun, looked around and started to hum the mission impossible theme as he crept towards his desk.

"Tony!" in all his acting, he hadn't noticed Ziva standing in his way against the wall with her arms crossed.

"Hatway isay rongway Ivazay?"

"Sorry?" Ziva asked confused

"Othing, Hatsway upay?"

"Are you speaking Quatsch, because thats not a language I recognise."

"Ah Ivazay, Igpay Atinlay isay ay artformay."

"Pig Latin" McGee intervened you take away the first letter of a word; put it on the end and an 'ay'. Apart from words starting with a vowel, with them you..."

"And you wonder why I have trouble with you and your language" Ziva interrupted

"Over here" Gibbs commanded

"Osay ossbay, hatway avehay eway otgay?" Tony asked, receiving a wack over the head from Gibbs "Right boss"

"Alec Hooper, Marine, found dead yesterday in a car, no visible signs of struggle or gun wounds though a recently fired gun was found 50 feet back down the road. Reported missing three days ago from his home, 32, married, two kids and was working on a top secret Navy project" McGee told them "Sounds suspicious"

"I completely agree" DiNozzo added

"Cause of Death?" Gibbs asked

"Well as I said no obvious cause of death, no bullet wounds, defensive wounds or really wounds of any kind. It could just be natural causes but we were called in because of the nature of his work, I mean, I stand too corrected, Ducky might find something..."

"McGee!" Gibbs barked, raising his eyebrows "The case"

"Uh, that was kind of it Boss"

"Well I completely agree" Tony told them. Gibbs shot him a puzzled look, shaking his head. So as the rest of the team continued to talk about the case, Tony tried to amuse himself. It was only a minute until Gibbs felt the need to ask:

"What the hell do you think you're doing DiNozzo?"

"Trying to lick my elbow boss, it's not so easy"

"Cut it out Tony" Ziva frowned, whacking him over the head.

"Oi! Only Gibbs is allowed to do that to me, but I completely agree, I really should..."

"Shut up DiNozzo" Gibbs told Tony, walking away and also whacking him over the head. "Happy?"

"Very Boss" Tony replied, rubbing his head.

The basics: In the office...

Become a superspy.

Speak in pig Latin

Say "I completely agree" after everything said

Try to lick your elbow

Another fun one to do is...

Become a mime

Thanks a heap for reading guys and thanks to Darlin24 for reviewing