I am sorry about the ways to be annoying in this one, or lack thereof, there is only three I think. This one was written while I was sleeping over at the zoo. Thanks a heap to 1363797, Darlin24 and cheether for reviewing. Thanks for reading, emily

Ducky and Palmer looked over the body, again and again. They were puzzled, intrigued.

"Any minute now, Jethro will come storming through those doors, demanding to know what has happened. I'm quite surprised he hasn't... oh, spoke to soon."

At that moment, Gibbs came charging out of the elevator and into autopsy, trailed by McGee, Ziva and Tony.

"I hope you have some results for me Duck"

"Ah yes, you see, that's why I got Palmer to call you down. The poor man died of Toxic Shock. I've sent his blood up to Abby just to check, we'll get her Toxicology report very soon. Toxic shock is caused by a bacterium that causes and infection on or in the body, which releases poison. But that's all I have."

"Haven't you got anything else for me Duck?" Gibbs asked impatiently.

"Well it is definitely Mr Hooper, and Abby may soon be able to tell exactly how he died, but I can tell you when, yesterday, around 2-5 pm. The poor man was found very soon after his demise."

Tony stepped forward and put his hand on Gibbs shoulder, who shook it off "DiNozzo says that Gibbs will be happy to see Abby who is about to..."

"Hey Gibbs!" Abby's cheerful voice called, cutting Tony off "Hey Ducky, Palmer, Ziva, Tony and McGee!" she smiled and then went up to Ducky and whispered something in his ear.

"Yes, I thought it would be something like that..." Ducky sighed

"Thought?" Abby asked

"DiNozzo says yes, that is what he did say"

"Thanks Tony," Abby complained "Well?" She asked Ducky

"Well, considering the fact that Mr Palmer I have combed every inch of the poor man's body, I have double checked and triple checked Abigail, I don't think there is one."

Ziva and Gibbs were about to ask the same question, but McGee got in first.

"What are you talking about?"

"DiNozzo says that they were probably about to tell us McGoo" Tony jibed smiling.

"That's enough DiNozzo. Ducky?"

"Ammonium Hydroxide. Mr Hooper here was killed with an injection of Ammonium Hydroxide. Probably with a Hypodermic needle. But I can't seem to find a puncture mark."

"Well that's no good Doctor Mallard. The Apocalypse is coming!"

"The Apocalypse aye?" Ducky mused "Why of course. That reminds me of a case I had a couple of years back, I don't know why I didn't check..." Ducky said quickly, going up to the dead man's eye and opening it wide "Yes you see a puncture mark. Mr Hooper was indeed injected with Ammonium Hydroxide. But now the question is by whom."

"That's my job to find out Duck" Gibbs told him

"Well done Doctor Mallard." Tony said, cracking out his best impression "You may have cracked the case! The Apocalypse is coming!"

"Speaking of which, you coming DiNozzo?" Gibbs asked him, halfway out the door with McGee and Ziva loyally in tow. Tony was poised to follow but Abby held him back.

"What's with the... funny business?" She asked him

"Reliving childhood memories, having a little bit of fun. Does wanting to be annoying need to have a reason?"

"Being Annoying?" Abby asked smiling widely

"Yep" Tony smiled back "I'm trying to find out how annoying I can be without meeting serious bodily harm from Ziva."

"Tony! You are such a child!" Abby exclaimed. "Poor Ziva... still, what fun!"

Tony smiled, waved goodbye and started to skip out the door. Not skip as in with a rope, like a little girl.

"Tony" Ducky stopped him "Not in here please"

"Sure Duck. The Apocalypse is coming!" Tony replied, walking until he was out the door and then skipping towards the elevator.

Abby laughed, and followed suit.

The basics: In Autopsy (or if you don't think you'll be in one soon, anywhere else)...

Speak in 3rd person

Add "The Apocalypse is coming!" to the end of your sentences

Skip

Another fun one to do is...

Stage impromptu sword fights