who is it?
its sauske!
why are you here?
i need to rebuild my clan. (a wtf moment)
what do you mean?
i need you to bear my child.
OH ~~~CENSORED~~~~ NO!
uhh... he seemed confused.
1. you need a better pick up line.
2. you came at the crappiest time possible for you.
3. im SO over you.
4. im taken.
5. you suck. i hate you for what you put me through.
NEED I GO ON?
who are you taken by?
lee. *slams door in face*
she knew sauske was looking in her window, so she made out with lee (real intensly) until she was sure he was gone.
what ...just happened?
im making sauske see what he missed out on.
oh. why are you doing that exactly?
becaluse i hate him.
oh, but i thought you loved him?
i used to, but he missed his chance.
~~~ at atkutski or something like that ~~~~~
jeez that was a long walk, where did you guys go, new york! kisame stated
umm, well, we lost track of time eliza said blushing, she wouldent dare say what really happened.
well, i guess we better get going, we have to go back to konoha. bye guys! oh, and heres my number in case im needed, ok? bye! they group hugged her. (que the dramatic exit music)
she and kakashi held hands on the way home.
~~~at konoha i guess~~~
sakura, we need to talk.
yeah, we do. you first.
sakura, i cant be with you anymore, i feel like a pedophile, and i cant help but think of you as my student. im sorry. ive moved on.
ive found someone else too. who'd you fall for?
eliza. what about you?
lee. oh god, that ironic isnt it.
but before i leave you, can i have one last kiss?
sure. *que romantic last- kiss scene with cheezy music and a romantic sunset*
~~` at elizas apartment~~
KNOCK KNOCK ! its lee, we need to talk!
yeah we do.. you first.
uhh, well i kindof found someone else.
oh me too. whod you fall for?
kakashi. what about you?
sakura. thats ironic. lee chuckled.
a small light bulb went off in elizas head.
HEY! maby we should double date? ill check with kakashi and sakura ok?
ill met you guys in the woods at 4 ok?
~~~the woods about 4~~~
THERE YOU GUYS ARE! lee said ra ther irratated with them.
we got lost in each others souls. kakashi stated.
they gossiped until eliza noticed someone following them.