Sorry about the wait, I just found out that I am going to be on TV and have a couple of assignments that still need doing *sigh* I'm on holidays so updates should be reasnobly frequent. Thankyou very much to VeryVerySpecialAgentMarriiaa, Invierna, tegan-loves-ncis-TIVA, Pink Wolf Princess and cheether for reviewing.

Emily

Tony was sitting at his desk, grinning widely and looking over a hand written list when Ziva walked into the Squad room. She looked at him suspiciously, smiled and went to her own desk.

"Morning" Ziva greeted, sitting down and nodding her head in McGee's direction.

"Yes, he has been far too cheerful all morning" McGee replied knowingly without even looking up from his computer.

Ziva narrowed her eyes and reached over to grab the case file, but she couldn't pick it up. She tugged at it but it was stuck to her desk.

Tony giggled, stretching and putting his hands behind his head and feet on his desk. He was there for the show.

Ziva yanked the file off her desk and looked through it; it was blank and someone had sticky taped it to her desk.

She tugged and the file next to it, same deal, but this time, her calendar had been stapled to it. Ziva let out a hiss as she ripped the sticky tape away. She looked over her desk her stapler was stuck to her desk, her pens all sticky taped together in a line and her notepad was stapled to a stack of paper. Ziva picked up her phone and sure enough, there was sticky tape over the receiver.

"Tony!" she hissed

"Something wrong?"

"Everything is sticky taped or stapled to my desk, everything! My files are blank; I'm wondering how the hell you had time to do this and Gibbs will..."

"Fix it DiNozzo" Gibbs cautioned, walking into the Squad room.

"Doing it now boss" DiNozzo answered as he pulled the real files from his desk and went over to Ziva's "Anything New boss?"

"Why do you think I'm here, DiNozzo?"

"Yes, um, Boss." McGee stuttered, his hands typing furiously on his keyboard.

"Hurry up!" Tony called as Ziva stood up and went over to Gibbs, leaving Tony to fix her desk.

"Ok, we still have no lead on the drugs, but it's fishy because you would think a user would take slightly more care in hiding his use. If Seaman Ludington had walked onto the base, he would have been detected in minutes. Abby's running the print she found on the knife, but it delayed because she had to run some virus software on her computer first so it might be a while."

"DiNozzo, what have you got?"

"67 staples, three rolls of sticky tape and a packet of blank paper" Tony sighed.

"DiNozzo!"

"Well, nothing boss, I'm still looking for a vaccine for stupidity."

Gibbs promptly went over and wacked him across the head, staring at him with eyebrows raised.

"No security footage of the Park, neighbouring streets were useless. Boss defends his unfriendly-ness, as "tough love" saying our marine needed to toughen up if he wanted to make it. He was going to offer Seaman Ludington a promotion just before he died but couldn't get a hold of him. Someone may have found out and been jealous, who knows."

"We're meant to know DiNozzo, get back to work." Gibbs Ordered

"I think I will, No, I won't." Tony looked up at Gibbs's expression "Of course I will, what was I thinking."

"Have we got anything else?" Gibbs asked loudly.

"Gibbs!" Abby's cheerful voice greeted "Yes, I have a pair of shoes with their laces tied together that I just can't get apart." She complained, turning towards Tony "I don't know when you had time to do that Tony, but that's not why I'm here, Not at all."

"Get to the point Abby"

"I got a match on the knife, it's a Marine from Seaman Ludington's unit, and his name is Rick Coleman" Abby smiled proudly

"Ziva with me, gear up, we're bringing him in"

"What about me, I would like to come, no I wouldn't" Tony said, lifting his hands up from his side and pointing at one of his thumbs, "I think it's getting bigger, no it isn't"

"Enough DiNozzo, fix up Ziva's desk, fix Abby's shoes and I expect an entire history of Rick Coleman by the time I get back" Gibbs barked, walking off towards the elevator with Ziva in tow.

Abby looked at him angrily, but then broke out smiling. Tony grinned widely back and pointed towards Ziva.

"Hey Ziva! Your shoelaces are done up!" He called as they got to the elevator. Ziva looked down at her shoes, tripped and barged straight into Gibbs in front of her.

"Get to work DiNozzo!"

"Sure Boss"

The basics: in the Squad Room

Sticky tape and staple things together on someone's desk.

Search for a Vaccine for Stupidity, tell everyone of your progress

Contradict yourself, no wait, don't

Call "Your shoelaces are done up" or something similar like "Your wheels are turning!" if they're on a bike.

Another fun one to do is...

Barge into a conversation, apologise and do it again an few minutes later