I am really sorry for the delay, thanks as usual to Invierna, VeryVerySpecialAgentMarriiaa, Pink Wolf Princess and Cheether for reviewing. Last chapter is in the works. Thanks a heap to all of you

Emily

"Guess What?"

"I'm not going to listen to it Tony, not going to complain, I can't be bothered. Gibbs did ask me to kill you for him, I think he was joking, I can never tell. Although he did tell me to give Ducky a challenge with the autopsy..."

There was a pause before Tony spoke again "Guess what?" there was no response "Guess what?"

"This Aaron Wright guy is cropping up too often, he has something to hide." Ziva mused ignoring Tony and his pestering "We have the murderer, but there's just something else"

"Guess What? No, hang on. Why are you driving, more importantly, Why am I letting you drive?" DiNozzo asked. Ziva turned around to look at him and smiled, not looking at the road. "For heavens sake! Eyes on the road!" Tony shrieked

"I have great..."

"Great peripheral vision, I know" Tony sighed, leaning back in his chair. There was a pause before he got out his cell phones and had a mock conversation with himself. "You always said I had one for each ear" He grinned

Ziva smiled back and slammed on the brakes. Tony went flying forward, stopped by his seatbelt just inches from hitting his head.

"Sorry, squirrel" Ziva said innocently pointing out at the road and speeding back up again.

"What the hell? There wasn't a squirrel; there could have been someone behind us!" Tony panicked but Ziva just smiled. After a while, he smiled back and wound down the window

"Hurry, Hurry! The Babies Coming! The Babies coming!" he shouted watching as people on the footpath turned around. Tony turned back to Ziva, smiled, and lent back in his seat once again.

"So I was thinking, we need to organise a date, location, time that sort of thing, as well as Transportation, flowers suits and Dresses and stuff like that"

"What are you talking about Tony?"

"Wedding, you agreed to marry me remember" DiNozzo announced proudly

Ziva took a big breath in to calm herself down; Tony reached over and pressed the cars horn.

"Vent Ziva, it's good for you"

If I vent it will be days before they find your body"

"Touchy" Tony said, bursting out in laughter, pointing at Ziva's face and laughing contiuessly.

"Do you have a crazed death wish?" Ziva sighed

Tony stopped laughing "I don't know. Do I have a crazed death wish?"

Ziva ignored him,"Fifth street on the left from the roundabout yes?"

"Could it not have been the sixth or the fourth, or even the fifth on the right? Who knows, who knows" Tony answered mystically

"Could you do something for me Tony?"

"Depends"

"Shut... up!" Ziva exclaimed

Tony smiled and turned away, looking out the window.

"That's two..." Ziva murmured

"No, no, no. That was a right, not a left. Or maybe that's an illusion, maybe left is right and right is left. Who can tell, who can tell?"

"Shut up Tony, that's three..."

"No, no. Five, turn off here!"

"That was the third street" Ziva said

"That really was the fifth street, Ziva, turn around" Tony complained, he turned to see Ziva's stare "Okay!" He resigned and soon after she turned off into the correct street. Ziva pulled up and was about to get out when DiNozzo grabbed her arm, stopping her.

"I found this of the windscreen before we left" he shrugged it say's "Sorry I smashed into your car. I have gone to the hospital to get my injuries checked out. Call me and we can work out a cash settlement. 0458 442211"

"Are you serious?"

"Sure" Tony replied. Ziva got out and looked over the car, trying to find the damage while Tony giggled to himself still in his seat. Her face dropped and she looked through the car window, her eyes piercing Tony "Your letter is up!" Ziva hissed

"Its number, Ziva" Tony replied laughing, his voice now muffled because of the Car door. Ziva stalked off but stopped when she realised that Tony was not following her.

"I'm not getting out myself, it's an insult to my royal blood, I am your Lord and Master, Bow down to me and open the door Minion!"

"Get your ass over here Tony"

"Do it Ziva" Tony smiled with his face pressed up against the glass "We're engaged now"

"Are not!" she scoffed, beginning to walk towards the house again

"Are Too. You do realise we have lost the element of surprise don't you, Gibbs won't be happy"

Ziva groaned.

The basics: in a Car

Say guess what contiuessly

Use two mobile phones to have a conversation with yourself

Slam on the breaks and claim there was a squirrel

Wind down the window of your car and shout "Hurry, Hurry! The Babies Coming! The Babies coming!" even if you're a guy

Arrange an imaginary wedding

Laugh and point at something

Repeat and answer questions mystically (See Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy's, the man in the hut who rules the universe)

When someone is counting, distract them with the wrong numbers

Leave a note on someone's windshield reporting a collision and watch them search for damage.

Correct people's mistakes when they are mad.

Pretend you are high and mighty and order people around, only respond if they call you "Our great Lord and Master

Another fun one to do is...

Think out loud