WARNING! YAOI STARTS HERE, IF ITS OFFENSIVE TO YOU, GET OVER IT. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY, SO JUST STFU, AND GET OVER IT.(im not a lesbian, but im not against it either.)

ps, dont freak out, its not lee x iruka

*cough *spoiler alert**lee x kankuro**cough cough*

yes, this whole chapter is about them.

~~~~~ at sakuras apartment~~~~~

*sigh*lee, wher the hell have you been?

why?

becaluse you said youd stay home today.

OH! i forgot, sorry.

lee, this isnt working.

what isnt working?

us. im sorry,but i just, dont love you. i wish i did, but its, its... just not right.

what? are you, are you- breaking up with me?

im sorry.

i understand. he said, almost crying.

he left her apartment and started running.(the way normal crying people do, clumsily with their head in their hands) he went to the only place he could think of, besides home., the training ground.

he collapsed to the ground and leaned against a tree with his head in his hands.

tenten had heard someone crying and ran immediatly.

but when she got there, he was crying into irukas arms.

she wasnt good at comforting people, so she went about her own buiseness (about like what id do.)

lee, whats wrong? iruka asked sincerly.

sakura- *sobs* broke *sobs* up with *sobs* me *sobs*

its going to be okay. you dont need her anyway.

*sobs* yes *sobs* i do *sobs*

no, you dont, you can, and will, live without her. youll be okay.

when he stopped crying, he looked up at iruka,who was crying a little too.

why are you crying, iruka-sensi?

my girlfriend just broke up with me too.

it will be okay.

hey, lee, what do you say we go to the bar and for get the wemon?

sounds good to me.

(lol, now the yaoi starts, dont worry, i think the couple is kind of funny its not lee x iruka, just read it, and yes, this was meant to be funny in some parts but dramatic in others.)

of course, a few hours lee found himself passed out on someones lawn (lmao, ninjas do that alot i guess)

umm, lee, what the hell are you doing on my lawn? kankuro asked.

uhh, im, uhhh, not really sure.

*sighs* well, i guess you better come in and get dressed.

huh? OH CRAP! lee realised he was only wearing his boxers and his shoes. his face turned beat red.

hmm. he has a nice body. WAIT, WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING? he couldent get the thought out of his head.

kankuro, why is lee half undressed in your room? temari asked snickering.

i found him passed out on our lawn in his underwear.

oh really. why was he hassed out on our lawn?

im not sure, but i told him he could borrow a pair of gaaras old cloths.

*garra walks in wearing pajamas*

umm, guys, why is lee wearing my old cloths, and why the hell is he here?

they explained the situation.

*lee walks in wearing gaaras cloths*

*sigh*thanks for letting me borrow your cloths gaara.

no, dont thank me, you owe me.

okay, so what do you want me to do?

*yawns* clean the house. thats usually my job, but you can do it this time.

ill get right on it.

~~~ a few hours later when lee had cleaned the entire house,exept kankuros room...(dots seemed more appropriate than squigles)

under kankuros bed, he found a bag of a supitious green plant stuff, lee recognised it immediatly.

kankuro, whats this? he shot a seemingly disaproving glare at him.

MY POT! GIVE IT BACK!

NO!

DAMN IT! i guess this means youre gonna tell tsunade.

no, it just means you have to share.

huh?

you heard me.

*sigh* just wait until gaara leaves, he dosent know.

okay.

*garra walks by, not paying attention* hey guys, im going to my girlfriend suki's house. bye.

bye! lee and kankuro bolth said.

ill order pizza. lee said

okay kankuro mumbled as he lit up.

~~a few minuites later~~

kankuro man, your like my best friend man.

yeah, i know dude, youre my best dude wach some tv dude?

sure man.

OOHH SPONGEBOB!

they laughed histericaly as the yellow sponge on the telivision.

OOH PIZA GUY!

naruto, what the hell are you doing delivering pizzas? COME JOIN THE PARTY BUDDY!

UH, no ive got to get back to work.

im takin a nap. kankuro floped onto the recliner.

k.

later...(after they naped, and sobered up.)

hey wanna get in the pool?

okay.

a few minuites later...

CANNONBALL! *SPLASH* lee jumped into the pool.

lee, i need to ask you somthing.

what?

have you ever.., questioned yourself?

what do you mean?

*sigh* nevermind its nothing.

oh come on, you can tell me.

no, i cant. im afraid of what youll think.

well, you wont know until you tell me will you.

kankuro slowly sank into the water and screamed.

*deep breath* lee, will you - go out with me?

yeah, thats the chapter, im pretty sure the next one is gonna be mosly about lee and kankuro too. sorry i wroke a whole chapter about them, i like this couple. idky. im probly not gonna upload again for a while sorry...