i don't own this show K.N.D , i just love the show , it just freaking AWESOME!
It was Night time and Nigel had time to sneak away from his boys. On his way staff lounge he could see only the things that his flash light pointed to, other than that it was pit black out there.
Nigel wasn't the type to get scared over little things but as soon as he heard a crackle he ran away from that point and the lounge, only hearing snickering behind him. when he got there he saw flashing lights appearing out of the window. As Nigel made him self inside the lounge, where there was loud music, people dancing, talking, ect, he notice Hoaggie behind him chuckling. As he turned around he asked why and all Hoaggie did was point to a table saying to sit down.
As they sat, Hoaggie started to say,
"man Nigel"
what
"you are one sick puppy" Hoaggie said in laughter
why do you say that
"cause you are, you won't even tell Abby that you like her"
I do not like Abby in that way
"oh yeah, you don't, just keep staring and that would put you in a deep relationship with her."
I don't stare
"oh yes you do, cause at the beach i was nearly screaming out you name , from the side and all you can do is stare. Stare at Abby that is."
You don't have any evidence.
"well your right about that but if you want to pick her up with a couple of my lines, than try these." Said Hoaggie as he handed Nigel a sheet of paper, title,"lines to pick up chicks" Nigel cocked an eye brow at him and started to read:
1. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
2.I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
3. must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you
4. I lost my phone number can I have yours?
5. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
6. If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
7. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
8. Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day
9. Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!
10. Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
11. If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.
12. If you were a burger at McDonalds I'd call you McBeautiful
13. Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better
14. I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it
15. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
16. You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
17 I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
18. You're hot, I'm cool. Lets get together and even things out.
19. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
20. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
21. You look really hot! You must be the reason for global warming.
22. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
23. Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
24. your're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
25. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
26. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
27. You're lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
Nigel looked at him and said, wow. "have you tried all of them"Hoaggie looked at him and nodded his head proudly . Nigel started again " Well, if i did like Abby than i won't tell or ask her any of these comments because she might smack me with her hat or some thing." Hoaggie started again "Well Nigel, if it makes you feel any better than I'll tell ya who i like and than can you tell me if you like Abby or not". Nigel shook his head and started to leave, but Hoaggie started to say," Nigel, at least take the paper,it can help when your in need" Nigel rolled his eyes, took the paper and left to his cabin before his boys notice.
When he walked back he notice that there was a person sitting on the stairs of the girl's cabin. He yelled out to her that she, whom ever she was, to go in side before she gets cold. she yelled back and said" make me, i ain't.. yaw.. tired."
Abby?
"yeah, oh hi Nigel"
he walked up closer to her and sat on the same stair she sat on. they just sat there and talked( he didn't know they were moving closer and closer to each other with each word) when they got really close there was a scream from inside. Abby got up and ran inside, she left Nigel all by himself. this is when all the thoughts came back in his head and he ran inside to only see girls in the corner away from a spider. Abby stood there and looked at Nigel and he started to chuckle as she whispered something in his ear and he left.
that list isn't mines so, i got it from so look it up if you want your choice.
that's it for now please read more updates coming soon =)
