he found axel sitting in a room with his head smashed into a mirror
"axel what the hell"
axel looked up "oh hi roxas"
"are you okay"
"yeah why"
"well your head was smashed into the mirror i was wondering what was up"
"well i was talking to larxene and she smashed my face into a mirror because i wouldn't have sex with her and next thing i knew you were talking to me"
"that's kind of rough"
"well at least she didn't rape me this time"
"axel don't you think that finding humour in rape isn't very funny"
"sure it is"
"but it's such a cheap way out and very insensitive, why don't we find some form of sophistication in our jokes"
"like what"
"um why not jokes about the stock market"
"but that would imply the author has some form of knowledge in what goes on in a stock market, which she does not"
"well capcom is making that stock market game maybe after playing that we can make fun of stock markets"
"why would we want to, though"
"well i don't know"
"roxas what did you come in here for i am utterly perplexed"
"well i don't know my way around and i thought i'd hang out with you"
"what happened to namine"
"she got so mad about shipping she created a black hole with her rage and got sucked into it by accident"
"what then what happened"
"i don't know" roxas stroked his chin thoughtfully
"well" axel said "if you really want we can get into a homosexual relationship"
"how cliched"
"yep"
"axel didn't you burn someone alive back in chain of memories"
"er roxas that hasn't happened yet, we're still pre-chain of memories"
"what the hell but you're so mild mannered, i thought that was only post-chain of memories"
"are you implying we're supposed to be in character, roxas"
"good point"
suddenly xigbar, the hottest man alive, came stomping into the room, his eye patch glistening in the sunlight. he stopped mere inches from the two bickering boys, an almost holy glow emanating from his crotch. the two organization members didn't know what to say, so they just wondered why his crotch was glowing.
OH IT'S A CLIFF HANGER
TO BE CONTINUED?????????????????????
WHY AM I STILL WRITING THESE