"veeeexeeennnn"
vexen stiffened as a familiar whine echoed down the hall towards him with all the characteristics of a ghostly wail. as in it was all like "):" and scary
he sighed and turned around to see larxene being angry and making her way over to him
"sigh" he sighed
"axel doesn't like me" said larxene sadly
"i don't care"
"ohhh"
"why are you even talking to me neither of us like each other ACTUALLY YOU AND AXEL ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF ME"
"what" said larxene rubbing the back of her neck like some kind of other character i own "we thought you were in on that we were just jokin around"
"yeah my dick you were"
"vexen why you gotta be so mean"
"why you gotta be a bitch now go fuck off i am doing Science"
larxene let out an angry roar that shook the ceiling and wandered off through the castle she was sad and angry and feeling bitter her heart ached like you wouldnt believe and ravens flew in her eyes pecking at her pupils she wanted to fuck axel but axel was too busy being a pedophile it was time to go hang out with marluxia her other option for a relationship (who was also a pedophile??? what the hell) ... wait a second i think i might have my pairings wrong is larxene/marluxia moderately popular? fuck idk let's pretend it is
marluxia was in the middle of a rousing game of soduko. ...sudoku. yeah whatever
he glared at the puzzle like it had punched his grandma his brow furrowed and licked his lips nervously before tentatively writing a 4 in a box. suddenly the puzzle exploded and marluxia let out a SKREEEEEM and flailed around on the floor. larxene watched
when marluxia saw her watching he got to his feet and brushed himself off and gave her a smile
"oh larxene i didn't see you there"
"what was that"
"ENOUGH OF YOUR SEARCHING, PRYING QUESTIONS I MUST HAVE YOU" marluxia flung himself across the room like a jungle cat. larxene, surprised at the fact that a man was ready to have sex with her, had no time to react and was soon six months pregnant.
"what"
"i will call him marly, jr" said marluxia proudly, twirling some of his super awesome pink hair while fluttering his eyelashes
"no way this is too much i'm headin for the stairs" larxene said as she jogged out of the room
"NOOOO" skreemed marluxia as he leapt in the way "have you gone mad woman you can't kill my baby"
"i don't see why not it's half my baby"
"i'll kill you before you can kill the baby"
"if you kill me you WILL kill the baby"
"i'll kill myself before you can kill the baby"
"good! because then i can kill the baby"
"man what are we talking about"
during marlooshuh's momentary confusion larxene made a break for it except the baby kicked her in the ribs and she doubled over in pain
"what the hell was that"
"everyone knows marluxia babies are twenty times more awesome as regular babies they know the best places to kick" marluxia stated proudly "also they have heat vision"
"man i'm fucked"
TO BE CONTINUED: WHAT WILL LARXENE DO WITH HER AND MARLUXIA'S BABY? HOW WILL AXEL REACT? ETC. ETC.