larxene sadly wandered around a garden arms wrapped around her pregnant belly she spotted axel approaching and felt scared what if he punched her marluxia's baby would rip itself out of her stomach like some kind of alien renesmee and murder him
then again maybe that wouldn't be so bad
"holy shit larxene" axel got it memorized "you got really fat"
"you fuck head i'm not fucking fat i was raped" larxene cried "i am a good christian so i will not kill the baby"
"well if you want i could kill the baby"
"actually i just addressed that in a previous paragraph i don't think that would work out so well"
suddenly vexen appeared as he often does
"if you want i could totally give you an abortion" cried vexen "as long as you don't mind me leaping in there for a second"
"leaping in where"
"oh you'll see" waggledy waggling eyebrows
suddenly out of nowhere the fanfic turned into a crossover as luke fon fabre suddenly appeared holding the bloody and beaten body of mieu
"i swear to god guy" he said "i totally didn't think stomping on his head would kill him"
"but luke i told you to stop and he was screaming for like five minutes" said guy "just like i screamed when my family was killed"
"yeah that cutscene was hilarious" said luke reminiscedly "i wish my family could be killed in such a comical manner"
"fuck you" cried guy "you make me sad"
"who the fuck are these guys" yelled larxene D:
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR: STRANGE FETISHES WE DIDN'T THINK EXISTED! do YOU know what autassassinophilia is???? hint: it doesn't have much to do with asses
how about geontophilia? this one's kind of gross ):