sora sneered as he browsed /v/ angrily hitting the reply button to the weekly "BROWNAN BLOOM" thread
"you're all stupid trolls!!!" he typed angrily smashing his keyboard to pieces "why can't it be like the good old days!!!! GAMES ARE RUINED FUCKING CASUAAAAAALLLLSSS"
riku snuck up behind him holding two packs of m & ms and hot sauce
"you know what time it is sora" he said wagglan his eyebrows like some kind of wiimote
"no riku i have no time for your questionable fetishes" sora angried "i have to tach these newfags who is the boss"
"who is the boss"
"I AM THE BOSS"
riku mulled this over and said "well, i'm going to go out to my psychiatrist now he says that my overdependance on casual sex may be a sign of bipolar disorder"
sora sat up straight in his computer chair eyes wide as dinner plates or maybe some kind of fish and slowly turned towards riku and said "cccc.......CASUAL....??"
riku stared "yes..."
"CASUAL??!?!? CASUUUAAAALLL" sora quickly picked up his computer moniter and smashed it over riku's head "I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU"
((atuhor's nose: YOU WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
"AH NO SORA PLEASE NO"
"JUST GET OUT OF HERE I HATE YOU"
"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE AAAAAAAAA"
when sora was done riku was dead. making a quick nyoro~n face sora imediately began maing plans on how to dispose of the body he knew what to do he had to ask quentin tarantino
"quentin tarantino can you help me throw out this body" sora asked
"sora you stupid fuck my wife is going to be here at 6 she works the night shift at the hospital and she is going to leave me you baka" quentin tarantino said p.s. he knows fluent nipponese!!!!!!!!!!!
"i'm sorry quentin tarantino but you are the only person who can help me"
"well okay but here's the plan desu"
"okay"
"you get some salt and pepper And i'll grab some mustard kashira"
"but i hate mustard"
"find i'll get some keychup as well and we'll eat the boku body"
"are you sure that is nutritious:
"of course baka it is it is all natural now eat it"
sora began to eat riku's body and he ate and he ate and soon riku was ate
"but sora i didn't even put on any salt nyaaaa" cried qyuentin tarantinoi
"nyoro~~~n" nyoro~ned sora sheepingly
meanwhile in the bat cave
vexen sat there doing Science he experimented with some things and experimented with some other things and suddenly xigbar walked in (XIGBAR IS FUKKIN SMEXY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
"HELLO, PUNY EARTHLING" boomed xigbar as he quickly ripped off all his clothes off
"xigbar are you sure this is the time of the place" asked vexen, quivering in his boots
"IT IS ALWAYS THE PLACE, SILLY HUMAN" said xigbar and all the beakers in the room shattered sending poisonous toxins into the air and acid through the floor and mutant rats on the loose
"you stupid person" yelled vexen!! "you've ruined my Science now what will i do i fucking"
"I AM SORRY, IT IS HARD TO CONTROL MY VOICE! WA HA HA" said xigbar
OKAY THIS IS STUPID
NEXT CHAPTER: MY PENIS