riku sat at his table in science class he was making an experiements and he was trying really really fuckling hard

"riku!" sora yelld

"CHRIST" riku threw all his shit onto the floor and made a huge mess. he glared at sora madly and crossed his hips

"sora it's rteally rude if you sur[rse people when they do are doing their experiments for school," riku said "you should learn to prACTICE discresion".

"okay i'm sorry riku" said sora and he made a sad face. "i guess that was mean"

so they did they speriments

later they were walking home from the school because it was a highschol and they went there when they werent going on adventurs through world. sora was real the keyblade mastr and his nickname was vanitas with all the drug dealings

he had some problems like he was depressed by the way and also he got really mad from depres? and it was scary too and he took all the depression pills.

riku was heading home from the school when he bumpt into kairi who say

"riku you are coming from the home from the school but werent you witrh sora?" and riku says "well sora went off on his own but i am sure he is pokay because sora is a happy guy

"no he';s not" sayd kairi

"oh right, shit"

so they goes after sora but they ends up kissing forever and kissing a lot and making out and riku put his tonge in kairis mouth and felt it up really nice and touched all her teeth and noticed that nher wisdom teeth wer due to come out but didnt tell kairis becaus hse nshould have seen her dentist and found out for herself fso if she is taken by surprise it is her own fault! go see your dentest every few months

sira comes and sees

"oh no!" he ses "no i am even more deperesss" and he punch riku a lot

"aw man" says kairi "i reallly hate it when this happens because i am also depres! because i am infertile" and she is sad because what other use does a woman hacve am i right?

kairi quacked with fear "now that i am sterile i will become a nonwoman" she says "or my only choice is to become a jezebel but pleasz i dont wan go to the colonies"

"its ok kairi" sed sora "you can be my handmaid but we'll just stuff you with my magic keyblade semen okay" and he sticks his keyblADE into her vagoo and used his keylbade to unlock her vagina key wich makes her not steriel anymore and kairis name is ofsora now

te end!