Annabeth's POV.
Oh, she's gonna get it now…
"Hey Dani!" I smiled fakely.
"Hey… Uh, what's your name again?"
"I don't remember." I smiled.
"You don't remember your name?" She asked, full of concern.
"Cheesecake."
"Yeah, you're a real smart daughter of Athena."
"Hey, uh, you know What?"
"What?"
"I don't know What. He seems cool."
"Ohmygosh! I need to meet him!"
"Tacos are yummy. You made me cry. I am a ninja. Chinese food is crazy. Why are you still here? Are you listening? Why are you dead?" I asked, trying to push away a smile.
"I don't know… Why does your Olympus suck?"
"It does not- PRETTY PONY!" I screamed.
"Holy crap… What was that?"
"Uh…"
Percy came running over, smiling, and kissing me on the cheek.
"EW! COOTIES!" She screamed.
"Percy. Why. Do. You. Make. Me. Cry. Like. This." She stammered, laughing so hard she started crying.
"Dani-"
"That's not my name, stupid." She cried harder now.
"What's your name?"
"Why doesn't anyone care?" She screamed, slapping Percy in the face and running away.
"So, anyway…. That failed. Gimme a sec." I said, walking to the nearest tree and started banging my head as hard as possible.
Then a nymph came out of the tree, pushed me, and started screaming.
"WHY DID THE PURPLE TACO EAT MY FATHER!" She repeatedly screamed.
"Where is my pickle?" Snooki asked, wandering around camp.
"Snooki! My home girl!" Percy said, walking up to her.
Then Chiron trotted up, with handcuffs.
"Snooki, you are under arrest for being a problem in our community and for having terribly dyed hair." He said, putting the handcuffs on, and pulling her by her Snooki Poof.