So after Snooki left, the camp was depressing. Sammi Sweetheart, Pauly D, J-Wow, the whole crew was gone.
"SNOOKI!" Lee from the Apollo cabin screamed.
"WHERE." Everyone yelled, looking around camp.
"I was just kidding." Then, at least twenty five kids charged him with swords.
"OH MY GODS!" A crazy Percy fan girl screamed, running into camp.
"I am a banana!" I screamed, punching the purple taco that killed the Nymph's father.
Then I kicked him in the shell and ran away.
When I got to my cabin, I was laughing my butt off.
Their were flying shoes everywhere, kicking everyone in the head. I started laughing harder, and then an orange came out of Connor Stoll's belly button. No one freaked out about that; it was pretty normal.
"GUYS," I screamed, "JUST SCREAM BLUE CHEESE!"
"BLUE CHEESE!" They all started screaming, and then the shoes flew towards Percy, and started licking his ear.
"AHHHH!" He screamed, running into the ocean and flapping his toes, trying to fly away. I walked into the water and started singing Yellow Submarine by the Beatles.
"Annabeth is running around with fire on her pants!" I yelled.
"What?" Percy yelled, running out of the water, skipping towards Nico, who was cutting his wrists.
"Oh! Nico! Can I try?" Thalia called, running around in circles. She was wearing a bright pink fairy costume, carrying around her spear… But it was covered in glitter, sparkles, ribbons, and flowers.
"Ohmygod!" Silena yelled, running towards Thalia.
"Oh. My. Gods. There's big huge mushroom on my leg!" Mr. D screamed, flying around on a carpet. Yeah, it wasn't a mushroom. Take that as you please.
"IS THIS CAMP ON CRACK?" Chiron screamed, with pink fur and orange polka dots.
"Naturally." I said.
Then, Annabeth came, charging me with her knife. She was soaked.
"WHY DID YOU TELL PERCY MY PANTS WERE ON FIRE?" She asked.
"Because your shirt was on fire." I told her.
"No!" She cried.
I ran away.
{See, you probably forgot about that. That Percy was the son of Poseidon and Annabeth was on fire. Hhaha. Remember, Dani and Annabeth hate eachother. And if you did remember, I give you virtual cookie!}