SNOOKI POV.

"I hate you Chiron! Why do you do this to a guidette?" I asked.

"Ohmy. It's worse than I thought."

"Tacos." I screamed.

"Your right. Let's go get some tacos!" Chiron said, pulling me onto his back.

"Can we bring everyone else from Jersey shore?"

"Everyone but Angelina!" He said, and I laughed.

Then we had a party.

DANI POV.

"Mr. D! Snooki and Chiron and the cast of Jersey Shore are having a taco party!" Silena cried.

"Purple gay leprachons." He mumbled, and started doing a clog dance. Silena started to sing opera. Then, Simon Cowell came into camp (he was the son of Chicken.)

"You suck, get off the stage. You should never sing again." Then, Silena got a close bottle, smashed off half and started chasing him around.

"IT'S A PILLOW! IT'S A PET! IT'S A PILLOW PET!" Apollo sang across camp, everyone joining in.

"This is so going on Hephaestus TV!" I yelled.

"Cheesecake." Annabeth said again to me.

"Yep, they were right. Your are the smartest Athena child ever, right next to me." I laughed.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CHILD OF ATHENA!" She screamed.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW? I'M UNDETERMINED!" I yelled back.

"BECAUSE SNOOKI TOLD ME SO!"

"Oh, okay." I said back.

"You have a face." She said.

I started crying.

Then she did the impossible.

She started crying too.

Then Apollo came over and starting to cry.

**********A few hours later*************

That day was pretty much a cry fest. Everyone just cried for no apparent reason. Even all the gods started crying with us. It was amazingly fun, and to think I started it all. It was all amazingly fun and then a million fireflies flew around.

We all started screaming the song Fireflies by Owl City while all the gods were crazily using their magical powers. Then the purple taco that killed the Nymph's father walked by; Zeus ripped some cheese off of him. Suddenly, everyone started pulling apart Kevin-the-purple-taco-who-killed-the-nymph's-father until he was just a toenail. We all cheered and then Luke came and then Nico started slicing his wrists.

"IT HURTS SO GOOD!" He yelled.

"I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself!" Luke screamed, as crazy fan girls attacked him.

"CHEESECAKE." Annabeth shouted at a juniper tree, which was apparently Juniper's tree.

"TACOS!" Juniper yelled back.

"Tacos are icky!" Beckondorf's spirit said floating up into camp.

Then Chiron and Snooki came back.

EVERYONE SCREAMED.

Everyone was so excited that manatees came back to life and started dancing the Macarena. Now everyone was so happy and the camp was out of depression. We started fist pumping then someone screamed, "TRAAAAAAAAIN!" Really slowly, in slow motion. Then a giant mushroom came and started peeing on the strawberries.

Camp was finally back to normal. :D