After Snooki came back, the gods didn't leave. Oh, and classes were cancelled. The whole camp was a party, nonstop.

See, when the gods party, it's absolutely insane. It's like the whole camp was on crack or weed or heroin or beer or wine or drunk or all of them put together.

WE LOVED IT.

On the first day, we played "Kill That Celebrity!" My first victim, ANNABETH.

See, you probably forgot about my hatred of Annabeth. I hated Annabeth like peanut butter hated mayonnaise.

"FOR THE POTATOES!" Percy screamed, shooting Taylor Lautner in the face with dog poop.

"ARGGGGH!" Taylor yelled and turned into….. A PICKLE. And guess what? Snooki ate him, and sucked off all the juice. But everyone else was too busy staring at Percy. Then, Grover, Nico, and I started to scream, "FOR THE POTATOES!" This made everyone else scream: "FOR THE TOMATOES!" And we had a war. It was bigger than the Trojan War, or the war of the Gods vs. Titans or the war where Percy killed Kronos. It was so flipping intense that Mr. D's mushroom exploded. ( Take that as you please, also.) So as the war went on, a guy in a chicken suit was walking around. All the Olympians and other gods screamed, all saying, "CHICKEN!"

It wasn't Chicken….. It was Kevin-the-purple-taco-who-killed-the-nymphs-father's-brother's-uncle's-boyfriend's-bestfriend's-cousin's-sister's-great aunt's-brother's-cousin's-twin. He got attacked by the gods.

Then, Hera started to read a story to Aphrodite, Athena, Artemis, Hestia, Demeter, Persephone, Nyx, Hebe, and Nemesis.

"Once upon a time there was a man named Tiger Woods…." Hera read aloud.

"TIGER WOODS IS JUST LIKE ZEUS! THEY BOTH LOVE TO HAVE…. I MEAN THEY LOVE TO "PLAY TWISTER!"" was Kevin-the-purple-taco-who-killed-the-nymphs-father's-brother's-uncle's-boyfriend's-bestfriend's-cousin's-sister's-great aunt's-brother's-cousin's-twin said.

"I WILL KILL- Wait, your right!" He said poofing away magically.

Then Apollo's pants lit on fire.

Who am I kidding? Apollo doesn't wear pants! He wears sexy shorts!

"Very sexy shorts!" Nico added from the background. I stared at Nico in shock and then the actual god, Chicken came. He was foaming at the mouth and a UFO came over his head, and we all started to pee ourselves. And then Team Rocket came.

"We sell chopped up Pikachu!" They yelled.

"Cheesecake." Annabeth shouted back at them and they all exploded and turned into potatoes.

"ARE THOSE ZEUS' POTATOES!" Poseidon screeched.

"Maybeeeee." Percy said.

"MWAHAHAH! I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY PRETTIFUL FLOWERS!" Persephone screamed.

"WHERE IS SNOOKI?" Chiron screamed, crying.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Aphrodite yelled and then started crying too, while licking a pickle.

"Ohmigods, your licking a pickle! You must be Snooki!" Silena yelled.

"No, I'm Snooki!" Hermes yelled, punching Silena in the knee.

"THEN I'M PAULY D!" Dionysus screamed.

"Then I must hate Annabeth!" I complained, and punched her in the face, stomach, and eye.