DANI POV.

So, you know how Annabeth hates spiders? Well, what's scarier than spiders? SCORPIANS! You're probably thinking about tacos, anyway. But whatever.

"!" Nico called.

"Why are you saying it like that?" I asked.

"That's how everyone says it."

"Chipotle." I screamed.

"Yum!" He smiled, and licked my knee.

Then Apollo and Dionysus walked by and started fist pumping, walking over to Snooki.

"Pickle?" Snooki asked, offering them pickles. They shook their heads and then Dionysus punched her.

"What! You never hit a girl, never hit a girl!" Apollo, Zeus, Hephaestus and Poseidon yelled, pushing Dionysus.

"DANCE PARTY!" Hermes yelled, and then the lake in the middle of the camp turned into a swimming pool. Then I saw my mortal grandma their and screamed, "What the crap Grandma!" She just shrugged and kept licking Hermes. I walked towards the pool and skirted along the edge of it, until I saw Apollo behind me.

"Oh no, don't push me into the pool! Then my hair'll get wet!" I complained sarcastically.

"You knew the purple taco?" He asked.

"PARAMORE!" He yelled after a minute of silence.

"WHERE?" I screeched, looking for my favorite band in the universe.

"THEIR! OVER THEIR WITH EAVNESCENCE!" Then Paramore and Evanescence magically poofed at the edge of the pool.

"Sing puppets, sing!" I screamed, poking them.

Then Apollo pushed me into pool and jumped in on top of me and started fist pumping underwater. Then Poseidon was their underwater reading the newspaper.

"HEWWWWP MIIIIIIII!" I tried to scream, but I had no air left.

Then, I heard The White Tie Affair and All Time Low music and pushed Apollo's fat butt off of me and swam to the surface.

"Ohmigods….. IT'S A MINI TACO!" Haley Williams from Paramore screamed, chasing the purple taco's cousin into a fire.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA! I AM THE MIGHTY PERSEPHONE!" Zeus laughed; running around camp with Thalia's girled out electric spear.

"Oh. My. Self!" Hermes screamed as he saw Justin Bieber. "I HATE JUSTINE PEABRAIN!" He ran up to him with his magical snakes who at him.

"POTATOES!" Percy screamed, flooding the camp with his awesome powers.

"POSEIDON!" I complained, standing at the edge of the pool.

"Yeah?" He asked from the bottom of the pool, looking up from his newspaper.

"Please drown Annabeth?" I begged, falling to my knees and crying.

"What the chizz, Chicken!" Silena Beauregard laughed as her and Chicken were skipping hand in hand to find The Wizard of Oz.

"TIME TO GTL!" Apollo shrieked and all the gods disappeared.

"Awh, man, I hate gym/tan/laundry…." Lee complained from the Apollo cabin, and was again charged with giant trees.

"That's what you get for hating Jersey!" Pauly yelled, laughing.

"I'M IN THE JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!" Snooki shouted, fist pumping and laughing with J-Wow.

"Wow, I hate Angelina…" I mumbled and Snooki hugged me.

"WHAT THE HADES, DANI! SERIOUSLY!" Annabeth shrieked walking out of the pool. Hahah, I forgot Poseidon (attempted) to drown her…

"Thank you Lord Poseidon!"

"Whoa, ANNABETH DUCK!" I yelled as I watched Ronnie throw a punch at Annabeth.

THANK. YOU. RONNIE.