"POMEGRANETES!" One of my new best friends, Alejandro screamed as a pomegranate appeared at my feet.
"Uh, Alejandro, why is there a-" I tried to ask, but then he screamed,
"POMEGRANETES!" And two more pomegranates appeared at my feet.
"!" And twenty four pomegranates appeared in the door of the Pomegranate god's cabin.
In no time, the camp was filled with pomegranates and everyone was cursing as they threw them at Lee from the Apollo cabin for lying to them about Snooki.
"GRAWR. I am Zeus' magical potato!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm already eating a taco. GO AWAY."
"Not my cursed cousin the taco!"
"Romeo, oh Romeo!" Apollo cried from a huge tower flying in the air.
"HOLY SHIT 'TIS JULIET!" Hermes yelled and started jumping, trying to save the princessish lady.
"TAKE MY HAIR, STUPID!" "Juliet" cried from the tower and dropped down a crocodile.
"Pikachu, I choose you!" Hermes yelled and a huge yelled cat ate the crocodile.
"I got another one up hurrrr!" Apollo cried.
"Good show, good show, chaps." Aphrodite said in an Indian accent.
"That's totally wrong." Apollo appeared next to Aphrodite and slapped her. Of course, he was still the god of theater…
"Wait, where did all the pomegranates go?" Zeus' potato yelled, and POOF. The pomegranates were back.
"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!" Athena yelled, skipping through the red fruits, whipping her hair around like Willow.
"Yummy Pomegranates!" Alejandro yelled to the sky, sitting on Hades shoulders as they ran through the field of pomegranates.
All this time, I was sitting on Annabeth, snapping her leg into hundreds of pieces.
"What do you think you're to my daughter?" Athena yelled at me while whipping her hair back and forth.
"I'm dancing with her."
"Okayyy!"
THE END.
(For now.)