The girl cracked her knuckles, and turned back to the younger tan girl, and growled, "Keep the shield up, Melinda." She eyed the X-Men, not untrustingly, but as if she didn't see other humans very often.
The other girl faced the new comers, and snarled, "You didn't think it would be THAT easy, did you, Wraith? I hope not, because in that case, I'll have to disappoint you." She pulled up her sleeves, revealing three hilts, probably of knives, lying flat against her arms, the blades making prominent shapes under her skin.
"Joseph, just, uh, stand there, in case something happens." The girl said to the boy, who was just standing off to the side, as she pulled a particularly long knife blade out of her arm. Shadowcat winced as she saw this, not understanding why anyone would want to do that to themselves.
The Asian man just smiled wickedly, shrugged, pulled out his gun, and made a vertical lines of bullets across the room, specifically where the girl stood, hitting the trench-coat-girl at least three times; one in the stomach, one in the chest, and one in the head. Most of the X-Men cringed as they watched this happen, and expected the girl to fall, and most likely bleed and die. Way too simple.
And anyway, that would end this story way too soon.
No, instead, she just laughed, well, more like growled, and pulled the three bullets out, nodding to 'Joseph as she dropped them to the ground. The boy made a weird forward pushing motion with his arm, and the bullets flew at the three men in the doorway. The three's eyes grew wide, and one of them dodged in time, another teleported two feet to the left, just missing it still, but one hit Sabretooth square in the face. He growled, and pulled it out, scowling at the two, and extracting his claws.
"Oh, shut UP already. We all know you're just an oversized kitty who enjoys playing with a ball of yarn and is afraid of water. You can leave now." The girl, Kassidy, motioned for 'Melinda', the other girl, to push him, telekinetically, out of the house, which she did, meanwhile making another, suspiciously Sabretooth-shaped, hole in the wall.
"Now, are you two going to RUN, or are we going to have to MAKE you?" Kassidy said, lifting an eyebrow and fiddling with the knife in her hand, foreshadowing her next move with a smirk.
"Uh, no. Not before we show off our, NEW weapon." Kassidy rolled her eyes, and, as they (still) sat watching, the X-Men started to whisper. 'What do they mean, 'new weapon'?' 'Are these guys not actually the bad ones?' 'What the heck is going on here?'
And in through the door, came a blonde-haired girl, a little younger than the other three.
"Misty? This is your new weapon? Wow. You really are doomed." Kassidy said, casually throwing the knife at 'Zero's' head. He dodged just in time, and turned to see the vibrating hilt of it, sticking out from the wall.
"Misty, she's looking down on you. Show her what happens when someone does that." Zero smiled wickedly, motioning for the girl to attack Kassidy.
'Misty' scowled at Kassidy, as she SHAPESHIFTED into some kind of negative Kassidy, wearing all white with blonde hair and light brown eyes. Everyone, besides Zero and the black man, were taken aback by this. This negative-Kassidy smiled sweetly at the real Kassidy, and then turned into another girl, one with brown hair and brown eyes, and pale, pasty white skin, that the X-Men didn't recognize. Kassidy wasn't surprised when the shapeshifter multiplied, quickly filling the room with copies of herself as this brunette. It DID surprise her, though, when one of them behind her pulled out a knife, and shoved it through her back, right over her heart. She gasped, and fell to the floor, clutching the blade now sticking through her chest, and fell limp.
"Well, that's crap." Joseph said, rolling his eyes as the metamorphosis changed into another person, a woman with long brown hair and dark brown eyes, probably more of Storm's age. She looked slightly Native American, like the girl who was making the shield that 'protected' the X-Men.
"What is, honey?" the (one) figure of the metamorphosis leaned closer to the boy, smiling 'sweetly'. Joseph just rolled in eyes in return, and made a gun with his hand, flicked it, and a black bullet shot out of his fingertips, and hit the woman in the head.
"You can't trick me with that crap, Misty." The girl freaked out for a second, groping her forehead and such, but then she shapeshifted into none other than….
Deadpool.
"Hahahaha, hey Joey boy! Howya doin' buddy?" he smiled widely, and did a weird back flip as Joseph tried to shoot him, and landed on one knee, gun already aimed at Joseph's head.
"Ya know, the more I think about this, the more I like Wade's mutant ability. Easier to shoot people with." And with that, she pulled the trigger.
Joseph copied his/her movements, and dodged it, but he/she fired another one, and hit him full in the chest.
"Wow, this just keeps gettin' better, don' it?" he said, his chest absorbing the metal of the bullet and healed over.
"Ha, yeah, for me! You just absorbed raw Adamantium. You'll probably pass out from poisoning in a couple minutes." She said, cocking her eyebrow up as she transformed back to her own blond self.
"Now," she placed the end of a gun against his head, and continued, "we're gonna finish this, right here, right now, Howlett."
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