Please, please don't kill me. I know I haven't updated any of my stories in a period of at least three months. And I know there's probably tons of reviewers that are now trying to find where I live to give me a piece of their mind for putting up an author's note. I blame someone *glares at author with man and 15 in his penname* for the delay on the next AOM chapter, TWIF on the other hand I blame on Writer's Block

White Wing: Sure, and Writer's Block has another name. Procrastination!

Shut up before I drop something heavy from Star Wars on you

White Wing: Someone's sure PMSing

Why is it I'm stuck with you of all people? Where's Jake?

White Wing: What want your Twilight werewolf for comfort?

I'm going to pretend you didn't mention Twilight right now so I don't get another mob of Twihards after me. Anywho I'm here because... well it's an advertisement for another fanfic

White Wing: Again... *sigh*

I'm going to ignore you now. So the fanfic I'm coming up with is, well, more heavily based on my life

White Wing: That will be torture

The main character is going to be more focused on myself, but not the Akiko you know from my other fanfics. I actually have no name for my character yet, if you go on my profile you can vote on a name for my character

White Wing: *looking at poll* Hey why isn't my name here!?

Because no one names their child White Wing unless they really hate them. Like seriously, who names their kid White Wing... or Sterling for that matter?

White Wing: (sarcastically) Yeah, I wonder....

*growl/groan* Also the book title on the poll might not be the one for the fanfic; I also need ideas for the story's name. Yes Pyro I'm actually looking for help for a title name so don't rub it in. The main "plot" (notice the wonderful quotation marks enclosing plot) is that I get thrown into the MR world. Yes I do know that it's been done a bunch of times but I want to bring this story down to earth. I've read a lot of good stories about authors being thrown into the MR world and they're awesome and well written and all but my main problem is the story isn't... well.... believable. Seriously if an Eraser starts morphing in front of you or is about to attack you I don't care if it's a character, if the character isn't use to Erasers or is a human, they're not going to start fighting the damn Eraser. Their either going to scream or turn they're butt the other way and, uh what's that word I'm looking for, oh yeah, RUN. Yeah sure, a human's never going to be able to outrun an Eraser unless a miracle happens (or a bird-kid just happens to be passing by at that moment) but a person isn't going to stick around to find out what happens. Believe me, If an Eraser appeared in front of me I don't care if it's genetically enhanced; I'm running to the nearest building with people who know how to shoot something. Okay maybe not with that plan in mind but you understand what I'm saying

White Wing: Jeez when you're really into something you don't like you could rant for hours

Oh hell I could go on about the Crusade too

White Wing: Let's just spare their eyes and not go onto that topic

For once I'm gonna agree. So that's basically what I'm doing. And I'm sorry to those who were reading White Snow Fire and This Is The Reason You DON'T Upset God but I just couldn't keep going with those. Especially to you DE, my most faithful reviewer who thought White Snow Fire was going to be bigger than DA and AOM. If you want I'll send you the chapters for WSF that are finished if you want write on it during your spare time. I want to thank all of you who have put up with me and are still reading. I don't blame you if you are just fed up and stop, trust me I would too. I'll try my best to catch up on AOM once I get the chapter back. But for now...

Hang on and endure a little longer,
^^Akiko~