Chapter two
{The Cullens are lost in a huge mall in Phoenix, Arizona, in their quest to find Stephenie Meyer. To their horror, they have forgotten to take off their costumes. But they also have a little luck, for it's the month of October. Go Halloween!}
ALICE: Where the heck are we? Is this even in phoenix? WHERE ARE WE?!
JASPER: Okay, it's official. We are lost.
EDWARD: So much for vampire senses. And uh…Jasper? Why are you dressed up as a prince?
JASPER: Don't ask.
ROSALIE: So…what's the plan?
EDWARD: What plan?
ROSALIE: To find Stephenie! Duh! You were here when we first went to find her!
EMMETT: What if she's not even in here?
BELLA: You can't lose hope! Besides, this mall is in Phoenix.
JASPER: Sure…
BELLA: Jasper!
{Two teenage boys look at Edward and snicker. I guess they think muffins are funny.}
EDWARD: Why I oughtta…
ALICE: Edward…
EMMETT: Actually, I think we should change out of these costumes.
ROSALIE: Change into what? We don't have any clothes.
BELLA: Hello! It's a mall!
ALICE: Anyone have cash?
EDWARD: I'm in a muffin suit. What do you expect? Blueberry pockets?
ROSALIE: You mean we are gonna have to wear these costumes the whole time in we're in here!?!?
ALICE: Yep.
ROSALIE: HOW CRUEL IS THIS WORLD!?!?
BELLA: Very cruel.
EMMETT: Well…look on the bright side. I look sexy as a super hero, and Edward {Snickers} looks very…cute as a muffin.
EDWARD: {Growls} THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!!
EMMETT: AHHHH!!
{Edward chases Emmett through the crowd. The Cullens quickly lose sight of them.}
BELLA: At least you guys are beautiful. I'm hideous. And I'm a banana.
JASPER: You're not ugly! You're normal.
BELLA: Ugh. I'm going to Orange Julius. {shuffles off}
ALICE: Thanks a lot Jasper. Now you just made her depressed. {Rolls eyes}
JASPER: What?! What did I do? STOP PICKING ON ME!
ROSALIE: Boys are so clueless.
Alice: Oh yeah.
{A Woman dressed in princess clothes comes up to Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice.}
PRINCESS LADY: There you are! I've been looking all over the mall for you! You're on in five! How can you get lost?!
JASPER: Um…
PRINCESS LADY: {Examines Jasper}You look a little different. Oh well. We are going to be late.
{The lady grabs Jasper by the arm and takes him somewhere. Jasper has a very confused look on his face.}
ROSALIE: {Sighs} He deserved it. It was coming for him. I hope he can act.
ALICE: Well…that was very…strange. Plus everyone is gone, so we can't discuss the plan, which I haven't even thought up yet.
ROSALIE: yeah. It's depressing.
ALICE: Whoa. {Her eyes go blank and she stays totally still.}
ROSALIE: What do you see, Alice?
ALICE: I see…I see…I see…clothes in our future!
ROSALIE: Sweet! I'm so ready to shop!
ALICE: Shouldn't we help the others?
ROSALIE: We have to fulfill our destiny! You saw it yourself!
ALICE: Alright. Let's go.
{Alice and Rosalie head off to the wonderful clothes stores.}