Chapter 5

(Jasper, the poor guy, has been dragged off to a mysterious place in the mall by some wacko princess. He is now behind a big stage curtain. Everyone is dressed up in funny costumes and carrying stuff around.)

JASPER: What the heck is going on here?!

PRINCESS LADY: This is a play! Remember? Did a coconut hit you on the head or something?!

JASPER: I'm fine!

PRINCESS LADY: Just don't mess up the play, got it?

JASPER: Yes Ma'am!

(Princess Lady shakes her head and walks off)

JASPER: Okay. What should I do now?

(Jasper suddenly spies a white script lying on the floor. It is titled "Sleeping Beauty")

JASPER: You have got to be kidding me. (Sighs) Oh well. (He starts reading the script)

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(Alice and Rosalie have just finished getting Bella a super cute outfit with the rest of their money. It was pretty easy finding her with Mike there.)

ALICE: I'm so glad we found you, Bella! You look so much better now!

(Bella has on a red T-shirt and light blue skinny jeans, with black flip-flops.)

BELLA: Thank goodness I'm not a banana anymore.

ROSALIE: I know! Let's go see Jasper act!

ALICE: This will be fun. I hope Edward and Emmett will get to see this.

(After a series of twist and turns around the mall, the girls finally found the place where the play is going to take place. The room is full of little girls with their moms.)

ROSALIE: Poor, poor Jasper.

BELLA: Let's just sit somewhere.

(Rosalie, Alice, and Bella walk over to a spot and sit down. There are no seats. You have to sit criss cross applesauce.)

ROSALIE: I'll call Emmett.

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(Emmett and Edward are walking in the mall, steering clear of those crazy Twi-hards. Suddenly, Emmett's cell phone rings. It's an iphone!! His ring tone is the song "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat.)

EDWARD: Oh My Gosh!! (Doubles over laughing)

EMMETT: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! (Glares at Edward and answers his iphone.)

EDWARD: Hee Hee! It's called Bubbly! He's a softie!

EMMETT: SHUT UP!! It's Rosalie!

(Edward gets very quiet and waits. He snickers just a little.)

Emmett: (talking on phone) you're where? At a play? Jasper's in it? Where is it? Great! Okay, bye. Love ya. (Puts phone in pocket)

EDWARD: What's the plan?

EMMETT: We are going to see Jasper act. (Smiles)

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ALICE: Okay. There they are. (She points to Edward and Emmett, who are just entering the room. The girls wave to them and they come over and sit down next to them.)

Rosalie: Hey guys. The play is just about to start.

(Edward and Emmett notice that the girls are not in their costumes. They gape.)

EDWARD: How did you-?

ALICE: Well…we got this guy to give us…200 bucks. We bought some clothes and then we found Bella and got her some clothes. It was an emergency. (Smiles innocently)

EMMETT: Not fair!

ROSALIE: Sorry. We don't have any money left for you.

BELLA: Sorry, Eddy. You're still cute no matter what you wear. (Smiles at him)

EDWARD: (smiles at Bella) Thanks.

EMMETT: Okay. Enough you two lovebirds.

(Music starts. A voice announces the play, Sleeping Beauty.)

ALICE: Oh, cool.

(The curtain opens to reveal the stage.)

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