Sorry it took forever! I am the worst updater in the world!
(So far the play is going wonderfully. It looked like Jasper had been practicing for months. His acting is perfect. The rest of the Cullens can't believe it.)
BELLA: This is great!
(The princess leans in for a kiss.)
JASPER: Arrggh! I can't do this!! I love Alice!
PRINCESS LADY: What the heck!! (Trys to kiss him again)
(Alice leaps up on stag and tackles the Princess)
PRINCESS LADY: AHHH!!
ALICE: Get your hands off him you b****!!
PRICESS LADY: What did you just call me??
Alice: You heard me.
Jasper: Okay… Bye! (Takes Alice's hand and they leap off the stage)
* * * * * *
(The Cullens have escaped the play and are back in the mall.)
BELLA: Oh my gosh Jasper! You were amazing!
JASPER: Thanks.
ALICE: I'm just glad you didn't kiss her.
JASPER: (Too Alice) There is only enough room in my heart for you. (They both smile at each other.)
EMMETT: I think you have discovered a new talent.
JASPER: I just have a good memory.
ROSALIE: Jasper, you are so modest.
(Edward suddenly stops walking. Everyone else also stops and looks back at Edward.)
BELLA: What's wrong Edward? Are you okay?
EDWARD: I just remembered something.
JASPER: What is it?
EDWARD: The girls Emmett and I ran into. They talked about Stephenie Meyer. She's at Panda express!
EMMETT: He's right! Let's go find her! We might just make it!
BELLA: Yay! To the creator!
* * * * * *
(The Cullens have just reached panda express. Stephenie Meyer is sitting alone at a table. She is wearing plain clothes and is wearing dark sunglasses.)
BELLA: Here it goes! (The Cullens approach Stephenie. She looks up at them. Then she takes a second glance and gawks at them. She looks speechless!)
EDWARD: Please don't scream.
(All the Cullens sit down at the table. Stephanie looks really confused.)
STEPHENIE: You look just like-
EMMETT: We know, we know, the Cullen family.
ROSALIE: Emmett! (Jabs him the ribs) Where are your manners!?
EMMETT: Ow! (Winces) Sorry.
STEPHENIE: You guys look exactly like I imagined you. This is amazing! Plus your personalities! Oh yeah, I forgive you Emmett.
EMMETT: Thank you.
STEPHENIE: I have a question. Why are Emmett, Jasper, and Edward dressed up in costumes?
BELLA: Well…we were playing dress- (Edward covers her mouth)
EDWARD: You really, really, don't need to know.
STEPHENIE: Okay. Well, where is Carlisle and Esme?
ROSALIE: They are at home. I think they are partying.
(Alice's eyes go blank)
JASPER: What do you see, Alice?
ALICE: We have got to go! The crazy Twi-hard fans are gonna find us! We have to hurry!
EMMETT: Hold on. (Takes a card out of his pocket and hands it to Stephenie.) Call us sometime.
STEPHENIE: Totally!
BELLA: See you later!
(Six Twi-hards are a few feet yards away from the Cullens. We've seen them before!)
CAYLI: GET THEM!!!
BRIANNA: YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!!!!
EDWARD: RUN!!!!
(The Cullens run for their lives at human speed. They run through the mall till they reach an exit. They head for Forks, Washington!)