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(The Cullens are running for their lives from the crazy Twi-hards! Too bad they have to run at human speed. Poor them!)

EDWARD: Hurry up guys!

BELLA: Ugh! This is so power-straining! I wish I was a vampire!

EMMETT: No time for that Bella!

BRIANNA: (From behind) we will get you!

(The Twi-hards are just a few yards behind the Cullens)

ROSALIE: These heels are so killing me! I hate them!

ALICE: (Gasps) What?! They are so cute though!

EDWARD: Shut up Alice!

ALICE: How can you say that!

EDWARD: Hm. Let me have a moment to pretend to care.

ALICE: UGH!!

EDWARD: HA! Moment's over! (The Cullens have reached the mall's exit doors! They quickly run out the doors.)

EDWARD: Here Bella! (He grabs Bella and holds her wedding style) You are way to slow.

BELLA: Thanks for reminding me. (The Cullens hide behind a smelly, old, unsuspecting, dumpster. EW! GERMS!)

ALICE: This is just great.

EMMETT: At least we lost those crazy Twi-hards. Brianna really wants you Edward.

EDWARD: I prefer brunettes, not redheads.

BELLA: Thanks Edward!

EDWARD: It's true.

(Emmett, Jasper, and Edward start whispering to each other.)

EMMETT: We will be back in a minute. (They take of to who-knows –where.)

ALICE: So…let's talk about clothes!

ROSE + BELLA: Alright!

(Several minutes pass. The boys finally come back. They are dressed up in biker outfits. OhMyGosh…)

GIRLS: OHMYGOSH!!! What did you guys do?!

EMMETT: Well, we sort of had to corner these biker dudes…and stole their clothes.

GIRLS: WHAT?!?!

EDWARD: We didn't want to be in our costumes anymore!

JASPER: Now we are even!

ROSALIE: They do look…tough.

ALICE: And pretty hot.

BELLA: Pretty cute too. Well, just my Eddikins.

EMMETT+JAZ: Hey!

BELLA: Are you my boyfriend? I didn't think so!

JASPER: Gosh, Ed. Your girlfriend has anger issues.

EDWARD: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT BELLA THAT WAY!! (Puts his hands on his hips)

EMMETT: Settle down Edward.

(The boys have been fighting so much that they have failed to notice that the girls snuck away. They are back…with a car! It's a mini-van!!)

ROSALIE: (rolls car passenger window down) Edward, are you gay? Only girls do the hips thing.

EDWARD: I'm not gay!

BELLA: (Gasps) Edward!

EDWARD: It's not true! Don't listen to her!

BELLA: JUST GET IN THE ****ING CAR!!

(Everyone gasps)

BELLA: What? I have anger issues!

EDWARD: But you just…

ROSALIE: Shut up!

EMMETT: Ohhh! You just dropped the S-bomb!

ROSALIE: (Gives Emmett the death glare) don't mess with me!

(The boys scramble inside the car. Apparently they don't want to die.)

ALICE: Where to?

EDWARD: Home!!

ALICE: Alright! (She starts the car and starts driving. She is driving quite fast.) (A few minutes into the drive…)

BELLA: Alice, slow down! ALICE: Why?!

BELLA: There is a cop car right behind us!

ALICE: CRAP! Why didn't I see that coming!

JASPER: that would have been convenient!

(Alice stops the car.)

EDWARD: This day just keeps getting worse.

EMMETT: And weirder.

(A policeman comes up to the Alice's window. He is bald and a little tubby.)

POLICEMAN: Do you know how fast you were going?!

ALICE: Umm…

POLICEMAN: About as fast as a mini-van can go! And that is way past the speed limit! (He starts writing them a ticket)

EMMETT: Aw, man.

POLICEMAN: Stupid teenagers… (Bella suddenly can't seem to contain the truth. She's gonna blow!)

BELLA: THIS ISN'T OUR CAR WE STOLE IT!!! (She claps her hands over her mouth in surprise.)

EDWARD: BELLA!

BELLA: Sorry!

POLICEMAN: No wonder you were going so fast! You do know that grand theft auto is illegal?

POLICEMAN: I'm gonna send some cops down here to get you to the police station. (He walks away and starts talking on his walkie-talkie.)

BELLA: NOO!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL! (Starts crying but Edward starts to comfort her.)

ALICE: I hate myself…

* * * * * *

(The Cullen family is at a local police station. They are in a cell.)

EDWARD: Why did we steal a car, again?!?

ALICE: It was an emergency! I didn't feel like running. Besides, Bella could never make it if she road on your back. She would have probably puked all over you.

EMMETT: We are doomed!

EDWARD: Wait a second! I'll call Carlisle and Esme!

(A policeman over hears them. He comes over to their cell.)

POLICEMAN: You can call someone if you need to. Come over here.

(He unlocks the cell for Edward and lets him out.)

* * * * * *

(Edward has just finished his call with Carlisle. He has a smile on his face!)

EDWARD: They're coming.