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What I Hate

5. Dogs and their owners

She was at Tori's house, working on a project for Sikowitz.

"I told you Jade." Tori started. "We shouldn't have done this scene."

"And I told you that-"

"Tori!" Trina yelled.

"In here, Trina!" Tori responded.

"Look!" Trina squealed, bouncing into the room. "His name is Candy." She said as a small puppy came running in behind her.
"Isn't he adorable?" She cooed. The puppy hopped up into Tori's lap.

"Aw, he's awesome. Where'd he come from?" Tori asked.

"Oh, um… He was kinda… In a van… I know a guy."

"Ok…" Tori nodded as the dog jumped from her lap and onto the floor. He ran in a small circle for a second before jumping into Jade's lap.

"Trina?" Jade started.

"Yeah?"

"When you throw a dog, does it land on its feet?" She questioned through clenched teeth.

"I think that's cats." Tori chimed in.

"We're about five seconds away from finding out." She told the siblings. "Get the dog off."

"Calm down." Trina giggled. "He's friendly."

"I'm sorry, I don't know if you've met me before. He may be friendly, but I'm not. Now, remove him." She said as he started licking her face. "Oh, come on!" She screamed.

"Trina, get your dog. There's an open window!" Tori said, fearing for the tiny puppy who was now trying his hand at licking Jade's mouth.

"Hey!" Jade yelled at the small ball of fur. "Cut it out! There's only one person in this room allowed to kiss me, and it's not you!" She squealed.

"Jade!" Tori gasped. "Shut up!"

"Get him off me!" She yelled as Trina finally grabbed the little dog from Jade's flailing arms.

"Keep that stupid thing off of me!" She growled, scaring the puppy.

"It's okay Candy." Trina soothed. "I won't let the mean girl near you anymore."

"Not if you know what's good for him." Jade mumbled.

"Down girl." Tori whispered.

"I'm leaving!" Trina said, turning on her heels.

"Trina!" Jade called.

"What?"

"Your little dogs on my list!"