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What I Hate
6. People Who Complain When Jade Chews Ice.
Jade was sitting at the lunch table with a cup and her notebook. She picked the cup up, tipped it back, and the crunching began. Robbie, who was sitting next to her with his nose in a French book, looked up at her. His eye twitched a bit as her crunching continued.
"Hey, uh, Jade." No response. "Jade. Jade!" He said louder.
"What?" Jade asked around a mouthful of ice.
"Do ya mind?" He asked.
"No, no. You can do your homework here. I don't care." She shrugged.
"No, I mean, do you mind with the ice." He specified.
"Excuse me?"
"Can you stop? The crunching, it's disturbing me." He told her.
"Oh," She started. "I'm bothering you?" She asked.
"No, you're disrupting me. I mean, if you want, I'll go get you some more soda." He offered.
"No. Does this bug you?" She asked, chomping on the ice obnoxiously.
"Yeah. A little." He nodded.
"Good!" She responded. "I'm glad. I don't ask you not to do your homework do I?" She asked.
"I'm doing it silently!" He wailed.
"Yeah, but maybe it just disturbs me!" She said sarcastically. "Who do you think—I mean seriously. Am I not allowed to enjoy ice?" She asked him.
"I never said that!"
"You know what Robbie? You're on my list!"
"Again?" He groaned.
"Again!"
"Hey guys." Tori smiled, sitting her lunch down. "What's up?"
"I'm on Jade's list." He sighed.
"Again?"