11/Feb/10 a/n: I haven't really changed the plot, just corrected my horrible spelling. XD Thanks for the reviews!

Oh My Chapter 2. Whose House Is This?

"Umm, Shika?" asked a now calm Ino still in her muddy, lacey underwear.

"Yeeees?" Shikamaru hummed walking in between the two ladies.

"Well, you said, we're going to take 'this' to a bubble bath right?" Ino giggled.

"Yes I did." Shikamaru saidstill beaming.

He couldn't help but be filled with joy knowing he was about to take a bath with two hot blondes...

'and there all dirty waiting for Shika to wash them'

"And your mother and father are totally okay with this?" Temari asked.

Shikamaru being the genius that he is, already had this planned out, they were underestimating him.

"Don't worry ladies, I know this place with the best bathtub in Konoha. Plenty of bubbles and water and fun."

The two blondes giggled, they knew they could trust his decision.

"I...still can't believe it...I really can't..." Naruto said.

The three men, Naruto, Gaara and Kakashi were still standing there, in disbelief.

"Yeah, now I'm very sad." sighed Kakashi.

"Glad to see you've calmed down." Naruto wrinkled his nose in disgust.

"Ksah, when Shikamaru left with the girls, my whole evening ruined." Kakashi began to cry.

"You don't find this disgusting that Kakashi would do your sister, Gaara?" Naruto turned to the red head at his left.

"No, I always said if the Sand Village were low on money, I would just pimp her out to the highest bidder or force her to work at a strip club or something. I never thought the person to buy her AND strip her would be a girl though...That would explain the Victoria's Secret Catalog she subscribes to...but doesn't buy from...just stares at the pictures…hmmm..."

"Riiiiiiiiiiiight." Naruto sighed, he should have known Gaara would say something like that. Although he doesn't recall Ino buying Temari from him…but she did strip her…

"Anyone want to go get drunk, smoke doobies and buy cheap hookers?" Gaara asked nonchalantly.

"I DO!" Kakshi jumped.

"NO!" Naruto yelled. "I say we go break up Shikamaru, Temari and Ino." Naruto clenched his fist as if it were a difficult mission he was about to take on with all his strength.

"OOOOH! ORGY!" Kakashi giggled.

"NO!" Naruto once again yelled with a face palm.

"I'm going to find a really cute puppy to kick." Gaara sighed and began to walk off.

"Screw you Gaara!" Naruto pointed at Gaara. "And screw you sensei! All you're thinking about is sex!" Naruto turned his attention to his sensei.

"Naruto, I am offended! I'm leaving."

Kakashi turned to walk away but slipped in a pile of mud.

"AHHHHH! Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

The blonde boy sighed and walked away. Kakashi still laying there in the pile of mud was helpless (so he thought).

"Life Alert(1), help me..." Kakashi sighed.

Naruto was plain out of sight, and Kakashi still laid there, defenseless. As Kakashi laid crying with tears of sorrow from being too lazy to step up, a dark figure appeared in front of him.

"Aunt Jemima(2)?" questioned Kakashi.

The dark figure threw out its hand and said in a deep voice "Come with me if you want to live."

"It is you Aunt Jemima!" Kakashi grabbed (apprantly Aunt Jemima's) hand and jumped up.

"No it's not you drunken hussy!" yelled the voice.

Kakashi seemed puzzled. "Uncle Whoopi Goldberg?"

"NO! If you would look at my face you would see!"

Kakashi stared at his face for a moment. He realized it was Itachi.

"Hiya Itachi! Do you now work with Life Alert?"

Itachi just sighed. "You want to go have that orgy right?"

"With all my heart, I mean, penis!" yelled Kakashi.

"Uhhh...sure...Anyway," Itachi began "I'll take you there, making sure you...don't slip into anymore mud puddles, if you tell me where it is they're going."

Kakashi gave Itachi a suspicious look. "Why do you want to help me? And why do you want to go so much?"

"Dooo Dooo Dooo Dooo"

"OooH! I love that song!" squeed Kakashi. "That's the Kill Bill theme, that plays when she's about to kill someone!"

"Duh Duh Duh Duh DUH DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHH!" Itachi continued.

"You out for revenge, eh?" Kakashi gave a sly look. "Well, just as long as you don't mess up my orgy I'll take you."

"But they never said where they were going...?"

"Yeah, but they said bubble bath, and I have a pretty good idea where..." Kakashi hummed skipping holding onto Itachi's hand.

"Here we are, ladies." Shikamaru said as they stood in front of a large house, more like large estate.

"Hey wait...isn't this...?" Ino questioned.

"Don't question the bath Ino." Temari snapped. "As you were saying Shika?"

"Yes. Let's be going in now..." Shikamaru started looking around suspiciously. "He shouldn't be back for a while..." He then mumbled to himself.

The three just walked in the front door. Which Shikamaru thought would be locked and more difficult to get in, considering who lived here. Coming into the house Temari and Ino began to look around with doe eyes.

"Nice place here." Temari stated.

"Yes, very nice indeed." Ino agreed.

"Yes, with a just as nice hot tub." Shikamaru said with a slight smirk. "Well, I'll show you two fine ladies up there. And we'll get clean...or dirty."

The two girls began to giggle.

"Okay, take us on up, since you know the way." Ino winked.

The three walked up the long, narrow tall set of stair cases, went through a few doors and took a few turns. This estate was so large, it was like a maze. Finally stopping at a large, white French door.

"Here it is. Let's go on in." Said Shikamaru opening the door and leading the two blondes inside behind him.

When they came in, the two girls awed at the sight. A HUGE bathroom, this was the largest and most extravagant bathroom they had seen anywhere. A lot of white, and so clean, they knew some wealthy woman had to own this. Straight ahead lye what they wanted the most, the hot tub. Their muddy journey had came to an end as it sat there in its white sparkly godliness begging to have many bubbles through in it.

"This has to be the best hot tub I've ever seen!" Ino shrieked

.

"Yeah, just look at it! It's huge! And so sparkly! And all the different types of bath items! These are girlier than mine!"

"Come on Shika! Let's get in!" Ino tugged at Shikamaru.

"Of course, but first we have to fill it up with water and bubbles OF LOOOOVE!"

Shikamaru began to fill the hot tub up with water and many varieties of bubbles. When it was full of water and bubbles Shikamaru grinned.

"Ladies, you will need to remove your clothes for a bath, you know. Besides, you're absolutely dirty!"

The two blondes shared giggles.

"But of course, Shika."

"So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully. We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me you'll see. Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around." rapped Shino walking up the stairs.

He finally reached the top and then went down a few halls and doors, same as the threesome before him.

"If you wanna be my lover! You gotta get with my friends! Make it last for-EVER friendship never ENDS!...YEAH!"

Shino walked in to three people sitting in the hot tub giggling, splashing around and...other things. The three stopped and turned their attention to a Shino in a pink towel wrapped around his waist with a rubber bug toy in his hand.

"Shit." said Shino staring at them through his glasses. "Temari????"

"Shino! What's up beaner? How tha hell have you been?" Temari laughed applying shampoo in Shikamaru's hair.

"Well, you know..."

"I haven't seen you since! ...well, you know...heheh."

"...yeah."

"Bug off Shino! We're busy in here!" Yelled Shikamaru.

"Aburame Shino?" Ino questioned. "Why is he here?"

"Yeah, where exactly are we?" Temari questioned.

"Oh now you ask!" Ino yelled.

"Better late than never BIMBO!" Temari screamed back.

"Why you!" Ino yelled tackling Temari, jumping over Shikamaru. The two girls began to fight in the water. This seemed to become the usual.

"I'm going to...go..." Shino said scooting towards the door.

"No you don't ass target!" said a deep voice behind Shino. It being no other than the mighty Itachi with a giggling Kakashi behind him.

Temari and Ino started fighting, Shikamaru just stared and Shino turned around. Shikamaru pulled Ino and Temari apart and glowing red eyes across the room caught Temari's attention.

Temari and Shino both gasped. "YOU!?"

"Itachi????" Ino and Shikamaru both said dumb-founded.

"Yes. It is I, Itachi. And I am here for my vengeance!" Itachi dramatically made SWOOSH sound with his Akatsuki cape.

"Oh hell, he SWOOSHED his cape! He's serious!" yelled Shino.

"Haul Ass!" yelled Temari.

"Nuh-uh," Itachi shook his head. "Dooo Dooo Dooo Dooo Dooo Dooo."

"I love that song!" Ino yelled. "That plays every time Uma Thurman is about to kill someone! YAY! Sing the rest."

"Shut up bitch and let me finish!" Yelled Itachi "Duh duh duh duh duh DUH DUH DUHHHHHH!"

"I thought you said this wouldn't mess with my orgy Itachi!" Kakashi puffed.

(old) Authors Note: I was going to finish it off with chapter two, but that would have made it really long. I think the ending will be chapter 3. SO MUCH RANDOMNESS COMING UP! Who's house ARE Itachi, Kakashi, Shino, Temari, Shika, and Ino in? What do Shino & Temari have in common? Why Itachi wants revenge...FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!