Disclaimer: If I owned Zelda or Okami I wouldn't be here instead i would be mass producing merchandise and making a million dollars (don't sing)

Link soared out of a portal and flew in the air for a few seconds before plummeting back to earth and landing hard on his back.

owwww... Link thought as he skidded to a halt across the cold, hard ground.

"Mmmph"

Huh?

"Get off of me!"

Link started as he realized he was lying on Midna and hastily getting up ,but instead he saw a tiny orange speck no bigger then his nose.

The speck floated out of the tiny hole in the ground and in Midna's voice(higher pitched) said "What are you looking at me like that for?"

She saw herself at this point and link for some reason mentally began counting down, three, two, one...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, I LOOK LIKE A %$# BUG, HOLY &^$"

deciding to ignore Midna's rant on how tiny she was, Link stretched and observed his surroundings, he was in a village constructed in unfamiliar styles and populated by... statues?

"Oh, now this is another fine mess we have gotten ourselves into eh, so-called-hero"

"HEY SOMEONE'S ALIVE-oh it's another wolf"

Midna whirled about and after venting her stomach from dizziness looked in the general direction of the shout

"Oh, it's just a wolf and a talking bug" Midna said wearing that trademark smirk

"HEY, WHO IS YOU CALLING BUG!?"

Midna kept smiling "Correction a very hot tempered bug" she whispered into Link's ear "Like those shadow bugs you set on fire in Barnes's storehouse".

"I HEARD THAT!!!"

Link observed the 'bug' closely; it seemed to be a tiny humanoid wearing a wide bug carapace as a hat, if it wasn't bouncing around so much Link would have mistaken it for a mushroom.

The white wolf approached Link slowly and began circling him, taking in his scent. The Hylian wolf stood ridged and alert as the white wolf completed her circle; she barked once then raced away down the path back towards the hill.

"Hey, stop staring and do something, furball"

Link shook himself out of his stupor and made to follow the white wolf but two 'things' covered in green boils and wearing ugly paper masks playing atrocious music on their poorly crafted flutes.

Link crouched into a defensive stance attempting to asses if the whatever-they-are were a threat.

His suspicions were confirmed when ugly-thing1 jumped and cracked him over the head with it's 'flute', leaving a large bruise.

With a feral snarl Link sprung from his position and sunk his teeth into ugly-thing1's neck, expecting to taste blood but instead found something that tasted like month old cheese, upon seeing it's companion wounded, ugly-thing2 raced to enter the fray, it was closing in to fast for link to respond, but as it neared link heard a familiar whoosh and the sound a blade sinking into flesh.

Twisting his opponent's neck till he heard a crack, Link looked down and observed his fallen opponents one's neck was broken and the other was neatly sliced in two, a few seconds later they dissolved into a fine, silver dust that drifted away in the wind that now accompanied a glorious sun that suddenly appeared in the sky.

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