Ryuk POV

"Oh my god, Ryuk. Since when have shingamis been able to get a case of blue balls?" What was he on about? I have blue balls? I looked down at myself then realized what he was on about. I was so hard! How can that happen just from watching L and Light kiss? I think I needed to contact Rem. . .

"Oh and a case of green eyes."

"What? You can see through my contacts? They were meant to be super strength..."

"I meant like, jealousy. Wait, you have green eyes?"

"Yeah."

"Wow."

"What's so amazing about me having green eyes Light?"

"Shinigamis don't have green eyes. Weird, well at least I didn't think they did."

"Well now you know, Buckaroo."

"Buckaroo?"

"Well the way you moving your hips with L a minute ago looked a lot more than kissing…"

"Shut the fuck up and leave now"

"Make me!"

"Go before the ban is lengthened."

"What ban?"

"YOUR APPLE BAN!"

"Okay I'm going, I'm going."

A way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The way to a shinigamis heart is through apples.

Light POV

"Is that you, Light?"

"Yes, Mum. Where's Sayu?"

"Homework."

"Math?"

"Yes." Sachiko nodded her head towards Sayu's bedroom where you could hear her moaning and banging.

"I'll go help her." I walked upstairs expecting to see her hunched over her desk annoyed at some math equation. What I didn't expect was to see Mikami Teru on all fours over her grinding their hips together during a passionate kiss.

"Holy shit, Sayu!"

"Light? What? Why are you yelling?"

"Why am I yelling? Because you are doing… doing THAT!"

"And?"

"You are thirteen! Not eighteen!"

"And your only sixteen and I see you eyeing up Ryuzaki…"

"Shut up. And if Mikami isn't gone in ten seconds, I am telling Mum."

"Don't worry Miki-chan he won't. He is just faking."

"Seven… Six…Five…"

"He won't."

"Four…Three…Two…"

"I'm sure of it…"

"One… Zero! MUM! Mikami is up hgere snogging the face off your o-so-innocent daughter!"

"What?" Sachiko stopped mid-stir and ran upstairs to see if her son was telling the truth. As she ran she silently prayed that this was just a joke but much to her horror she saw what Light had said.

"Sayu Yagami, what are you doing?"

"Nothing!"

"It doesn't seem like nothing! Wait til you r father finds out! You are grounded, Sayu!"

"What? Why? Light gets to do these things!"

"Light is sixteen, your still young! And as for you, Mikami.. Well! She is thirteen, for goodness sake! Can't you find someone your own age?"

Mikami scurried off like a coward. Sayu curled into a stroppy ball.

"Baby." I teased

"Snitch." Lame.

"Jealous" Which she is.

"Homo." Oh, really?

"Excuse me Miss? NEVER call your brother such inappropriate things again!"

"It's true though."

"And how is that?"

"He was snogging Ryuzaki earlier."

"Is that correct Light?"

"No. Mum no. Ew. Firstly he is a friend, secondly I have a girlfriend and thirdly don't lie to get back at me Sayu, it won't work."

"That wasn't nice Sayu…"

Sayu just scowled at me knowing that she would kill me for this.

Oh I am so scared. Besides, I have a date to plan…

L POV

"Wataariii?"

"Yes, L?"

"Can I go out on Saturday?"

"Where, who with, when and why?"

"A date, with my date, when my date picks me up and because I have a date!" I squealed. I was so excited. My first date. My first boyfriend. My first kiss. And maybe another first that I wouldn't mind having sooner or later as well. (O.o)

"Who is your date? What's her name I mean?"

"It's Light-kun…

"Oh well, that's not really a date is it? More of a friendly outing…"

"No, he is my date. As in my boyfriend." I blushed. "Please?"

"Well if it means your actually doing something sociable then I don't see why not…"

"Thank you so much!" I hugged him and skipped off to go finish some investigation work on my laptop.

"On one condition…" I halted where I was and asked cautiously…

"What is it?"

"You take a condom."

"WATARI!"

"What? I am looking out for your well being and considering you are sixteen now, it wouldn't surprise me if you wanted to." Then I really DID blush.

"Um, okay? But where do I get one? A small package slid across the hallway.

"You keep these?" I asked very curiously. There are some times where I invite Roger over you know! Plus like I said, there is you to think about now!"

"Roger?" A whispered so it was barely audible. That is a more sickening thought than one of a mass murderer. If I ever sleep I think that will be my nightmare…

Yes, I'm not dead! Hurray! But I am ill so please if this chapter is rubbish blame it on the virus… Please review, I will get better sooner! Martata

P.s sorry it is so short ~!