Chapter Two
"So, you just kind of, adopted me? Why?" Kaiya was now sitting, staring dumbfounded at the Host Club, who was attempting to put their best foot, feet, forward. Tamaki nodded happily and grabbed Kaiya's hand. Kneeling down, he spoke grandly.
"Lady Kaiya, we noticed that you seemed quite lonely, but with the Host Club, as your adopted... club?" After a moment of confusion, Tamaki continued with barely a pause.
"You will never be lonely with us! We will keep you as amused as our other clients', but better! You see, we can dress you up!" Tamaki jumped up and down happily, with the twin's joining in. As Kaiya watched them jump up and down, her face began to go greener, until, holding one hand on her stomach and one hand on her mouth she looked close to puking. Finally, Haruhi caught her eye and seeing the color of her face, pointed soundlessly toward the washroom. With this slight encouragement, Kaiya ran away, quiet retching fading down the hall. Honey turned watery brown eye's toward Mori.
"Is Kai-chan sick?" Kyouya rolled his eys skyward and sighed.
"I believe the correct term is morning sickness." Tamaki wore a horrified expression on his face, but the twins scoffed, putting their hand's up in a What!? motion.
"But it's like four o'clock in the afternoon!" they scoffed. Kyouya grinned humorlessly.
"Morning sickness isn't limited to the morning. I have to go home now, have a meeting later." Easily scooping up his laptop, black book, and various other papers, he waved non-chalantly to the confused Host Club, and jogged out the door. The next day, the Host Club was meeting again, amusing all their client's with ease, and this time, when Kaiya walked into the room, the loud conversation's didn't even lull, and a few women even went up to speak to her before running back to their host's. Kaiya ambled down and sat comfortably beside Kyouya, who was on his laptop.
"Sorry for the abrupt leave yesterday, my driver drove me home immediately after wards." Kyouya nodded imperceptibly and continued typing. Kaiya remained there until the end of the day, in which Tamaki grandly ran over to her and helped her stand.
"What time is it?" Kaiya asked.
"It is, 3 45." Haruhi supplied, checking her watch.
"Where did you get the watch?" Hikaru asked.
"It was free at the grocery store if you bought a pomegranate." Haruhi shrugged.
"But you hate pomegranates." Kaoru pointed out helpfully.
"But I got a watch." Kaiya looked around.
"Wow, usually they are here by now. I'm surpris-" Before she could finish the thought, what looked like a SWAT team burst through the door's yelling,
"Go! Go! Go!" Kaiya just rolled her eye's and sat down. Kyouya turned to Kaiya.
"Is that...?" He inquired.
"Yeah." Kaiya sighed. The SWAT team shuffled their way over to Kaiya, but was blocked by Honey and Mori, who appeared ready to kick some serious SWAT team butt.
"Who are you and what do you want with Kai-chan?" Honey asked, scowling cutely.
"Don't worry Honey-senpei, this is my medical team." Kaiya blushed.
"Your medical team!?" Tamaki yelled. Kaiya nodded, standing up, and holding her arms out vertically. The medical team had made it past Honey and Mori, and were now standing around Kaiya, rummaging around in doctor bag's at their feet, pulling measuring tapes and various other medical apparatus' out.
"Yeah, my mother only agreed to let me attend Ouran if I agreed to be looked over by a medical team every day. As a favor to my father-in-law, Ottori Medical agreed to let a few of their doctor's check me over." Here, the Host Club stared at Kyouya, who just shrugged innocently. Kaiya continued,
"It was very embarrassing when halfway during math they broke in dressed like that. Kyouya-kun, do you think you could make them dress more... appropriately?" Everyone stared as the doctor's began to measure her, and one checked her temperature.
"Wow. They're so... precise. What all do they do?" Haruhi asked, staring at the methodical measuring of Kaiya. Kaiya nodded, and started counting on her fingers.
"They measure my stomach; at the top, at the bottom, and in the middle, they measure my feet for swelling, take my temperature, take my pulse, listen to the baby's heart beat, which was exciting the first time but since has gotten boring, and...anything else I missed?" Kaiya asked the SWAT doctor. He shook his head, so Kaiya smiled brightly.
"Sir, she's a whole half centimetre bigger today. That's means she's at a half percent increase per week. That's not normal for how far along she is. Or, for that matter, the amount of babies she is having. And, the babies heart beat is very rapid." One of the doctor's said, frowning at another.
"Well, we will alert Madame Yamazaki, and she will make sure the doctor pays plenty of attention to that aspect. That's all we can do." He frowned, grabbed all of his bags and then ran out the door. Staring out the door at the backs of the SWAT team, the twins frowned.
"That was weird." All of a sudden, the door clunked open again.
"What did you forget, Doctor?" As Kaiya turned around she caught sight of who was ambling through the door, and got a joyous expression on her face.
"Kakumyo!" She skipped happily up to the man standing in the doorway, and proceeded to be swung in a small circle. She laughed breezily and dragged him over to the ensembled Host Club.
"Every one, this is my husband Kakumyo! Kakumyo, this is the Host Club!" The Host Club stared at the tall man, who nervously smiled back. He was roughly the same height as Tamaki, and had blue black hair, and big grey eye's.
"Hello, so you're the Host Club? The one who adopted my wife?" Kakumyo laughed.
"Of course." Tamaki smiled brightly and went into story mode.
"You see, your wife Kaiya, came in here like a lost, pregnant, puppy. We initiated her into the ranks of the other women who were here, and have taken her in like the sad, lonely, lost, pregnant, little puppy she almost was, until of course we adopted her. You need not worry about your wife when she is here! She will be perfectly safe!" The Host Club members tried to look as safe and normal as possible. Kakumyo smiled.
"I'm sure Kaiya will be very safe here. Now, darling," He said turning to Kaiya,
"Mother invited us to her house for dinner. And she's determined to hold a baby shower soon. Oh, and tomorrow, do you still want to go shopping? Sorry for dumping it all on you while you're still at school. I could have briefed you later. I think I forgot something too." Kakumyo sighed apologetically.
"No, it's fine. Yes, we can go to your mother's house tomorrow, we'll tell your mother that I want to save the baby shower until after my next ultrasound, and yes, tomorrow I want to go shopping for some of the stuff I didn't put on my list that I gave to you to mail to all the relatives." Kaiya was surprisingly efficient, giving all of her attention to her husband.
"Ok, I will call Mother. Do you want to come home now or are you still hanging out with your friends?" Kakumyo smiled.
"No, I want to go home. I'm hungry for some Italian bread." Kaiya frowned. Kakumyo rolled his eye's, and laughed,
"Oh no! The craving's have begun! Darling, if I must, I shall fly you to Italy myself!" Kaiya giggled and then turned to the Host Club.
"Do you want to come shopping with us tomorrow? We will be at the Otakne Mall around one, if you'd like to come. Good bye!" Kaiya waved as she and Kakumyo walked out the door holding hand's. Tamaki watched them leave, and turned around to the other members of the Host Club.
"Field trip! Tomorrow! Haruhi, we will come pick you up!" Tamaki joyfully yelled.
"Go boss! We love field trips!" The twins jumped up and down exuberantly. Haruhi groaned.
"But tomorrow's a Saturday!" Haruhi complained.
"Come on Haru-chan! We can have lunch at Otakne Mall! They serve cake! And sweets! And cake!" Honey yelled happily.
"And fancy tuna." Hikaru and Kaoru had snuck up to either side of her and Haruhi paled.
"Well, if there's fancy tuna," Haruhi crumbled.
"We'll pick you up around noon!" Tamaki smiled broadly.