"Kyouya!" screamed Tamaki.
"Yes Tamaki." Kyouya seemed immune to the chaos around him, his eyes glued to his computer screen. Tamaki was running in a circle, away from the twins, who had been chasing Haruhi, who was now sitting behind Mori and Honey. Honey was bouncing up and down in his chair, eating some cake, and Mori appeared to be staring into space, while being very careful to watch out for running feet to keep Haruhi from being stepped on.
"How's Kaiya?" Tamaki slid to a stop.
"Yeah! How is she?" agreed the twins.
"She's at her house."
"Can we call her?" bounced Honey, eyes shining. As Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaoru began eagerly hounding Kyouya, he raised an eyebrow over his glasses at Honey, who had the good sense to blush and finish eating his cake.
Kyouya opened his phone and sat it open on the desk. It began to ring and the Host Club sat themselves around it.
"Hello?"
"Um, is this Kaiya?" Tamaki looked confused.
"No, it's- (screaming in the background)"
"Oh my god! Kaiya!" Kaoru shrieked, falling onto Hikaru, who pushed him off.
"You idiots." Kyouya picked up the phone, turning off speaker phone.
"Yes, hello Kakumyo, are you-" Kyouya held the phone out distastefully, as everyone else heard screams emanating from it.
"Ok. No, seriously, calm down. Drive there, and if you don't think you can do it, get someone else to. No, that's fine. We'll meet you there. Go! Before she screams some more and people think you're killing you're young wife." Kyouya murmured a few more things and then snapped the phone shut.
He grabbed his coat and his laptop, and ran to the door, turning to the Host Club.
"Are you coming, or are you just going to stand there like a bunch of dolts?"
"Where are you going?" Hikaru ventured, as everyone grabbed their coats.
"To the hospital. Kaiya's gone into labour."
Amidst screams of astonishment from the Host Club, they hurried down the expansive hallway.
Haruhi glanced sideways at Kyouya, who was on the phone again.
"Yeah, yes please. Turn it on and send the signal to my computer. Thanks." He hung up and glanced at Haruhi. She motioned to his phone.
"What was that?"
"I'm getting the phone company to send Kaiya and Kakumyo's phone signals to my computer. We can keep track of them." They all hurried into the limousine sitting in front of the school.
After about half an hour, they piled out of the car and rushed into the hospital. Many of the nurses seemed disturbed to see a bunch of tall teens burst through the front doors, and they all scurried away, except for two nurses at the front desk.
The young brunette cowered at them.
"C- can I help you, sir?"
"Please, we're looking for our friend, Kaiya Yamazaki!" Tamaki put on his prince smile.
"Um... Yes, shes just checked in. She's in labour at the moment. I'll send you i-"
"Are you family? Because only family can go in." An older women, with grey hair, glared at the younger women who scurried away.
"Ma'am, you look amazing today! But we are looking for our friend, Kaiya Yamazaki? May we go see her?" The older woman glared at Tamaki until he paled.
"Lady Kimura?" exclaimed Honey. The woman's eyes widened at the sight of Honey and Mori.
"Mitsu-chan? And you brought Kashi-chan with you!" She swept out from behind the counter and descended. She hugged them multiple times, even Mori, who just stood stiffly.
"Um, how do you know Honey-senpei and Mori-senpei?" Haruhi asked, squeezing out from between Tamaki and Kaoru.
"I used to be their nurse, back when Kashi-chan was only at my waist, and Mitsu-chan was only at my knee! Now look at them!" She inspected them throroughly, and then went back behind the desk.
"So, you are cousins of Yamazaki- Kaiya?"
Tamaki tapped the counter. "No, we are just-"
Lady Kimura raised an eyebrow. "No. You are cousins of Yamazaki- Kaiya."
Tamaki looked surprised, then knowledge gleamed and he nodded.
She entered all of their names and then handed them badges.
"That'll get you where you need to go. Now, Kashi-chan, Mitsu-chan! Make sure it isn't another eleven years before I see you again!" The club hurried down the hallway, passing their badges under scanners at every doorway. Haruhi sneaked a peek at Mori and stifled a giggle.
"Hm?" He looked befuddled.
"Kashi-chan!" She continued to giggle.
"I was five." Mori explained.
"Be careful Haru-chan!" smiled Honey, who was easily keeping pace with the rest, and Haruhi did not doubt that he could easily outpace everyone.
"Takashi doesn't like it when you call him that. Only Lady Kimura can call him that. I called him that once and... Well, it ended badly." Honey beamed, while Haruhi looked at Mori with unease.
The club found themselves in a mostly empty hallway, with one thin male looking confused.
"Hey Kakumyo." Haruhi said calmly.
"Oh thank god!" He ran over and shook Kyouya, who blinked and looked confused.
"Nobody will tell me what's going on! All I know is Kaiya is in labour and she's been screaming a lot and I can hear her and I'm really worried and they won't tell me where she is and-"
"Calm down Kakumyo. I'll find her. I'll be right back."
"What should we do, Kyouya-senpei?" Hikaru and Kaoru tried to look as safe as possible, but just made themselves look more devious.
"I don't know... There is the baby windowed room in the next hallway over... I'll find you soon." He was gone and the Host Club followed his direstions.
"Hey! Look at all the babies!" Hikaru shouted, grinning at Kaoru.
"There is a lot of them." Haruhi acknowledged.
"That one is named after you!" Tamaki pointed.
"Look, it is."
Kakumyo stared blankly at the babies without seeing them.
"She's going to be ok Kakumyo. She has a lot of highly trained professionals at her disposal." Haruhi reassured him.
"I guess so. She's been telling me forever not to worry about her but, maybe its just because its the first pregnancy... I don't know." He rubbed the back of his neck.
"I like that one, and that one and that one and that one..." Honey chanted to himself.
"Awww!" Kaoru giggled, pointing into the room, his nose pressed up against the glass.
"Those tiny twins are in the same bassinet! They're so cute!"
"This hospital believes that twins should be left together to make them more comfortable." Kyouya showed up out of the blue as per usual.
"Kakumyo, you can not go see Kaiya, she's been moved to the specialty sector because of some unseen issues that have almost been resolved already. We're just going to have to wait."
"Ok... Now what? Do we go home?" Hikaru asked.
"Hikaru! How could you even think about abandoning Kaiya in her time of distress!" Tamaki flipped out and started jumping around and shouting, creating chaos as every single baby started to cry.
"Run." said Kaoru, which they did.
"Ok, so if we are not leaving, what do we do?" asked Haruhi, directing her question at Tamaki.
"Ummm, I don't know."
Lady Kimura came up to them and quickly solved their problem.
"We have a number of children in the pediatric's ward who always love visitors. You can visit them, which would make everyone happy. Follow me."
The Club and Kakumyo followed her to a brightly lit, cheery room with a number of beds and a huge amount of children in various states of sleep and playing.
They amused them for a while, and everyone loved Honey.
When Lady Kimura found them again, they were all asleep in chairs in the waiting room. Haruhi was slumped on the floor, leaning against Tamaki's legs who was leaning against Kyouya. Hikaru and Kaoru were leaning on each other and Kyouya, with Mori and Honey beside them.
"Hey, wake up honeys." Everyone very slowly woke up.
"Lady Kimura what time is it?" Honey asked, stretching"
"It's three o'clock in the morning."
"Oh my god! Did Kaiya have her baby?" Tamaki was instantly awake, and bounced in front of the older woman.
"Yes. Are you ready to see your babies Kakumyo?" Kakumyo looked nervous but nodded.