*take THAT! And THAT! BACON!*
*rrrrrrrrrrr, oh noes! My bacon self is dying*
*HAHA! Ima eat you for breakfast!*
*rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!*
*haha! Well, now that that bacon is dead...*
*army of bacon soldiers comes into view across horizon*
*AAAHHH! OH NOES! I DIE OF BACON DEATH!*
*bacon leader comes into view.*
*Does that leader bacon have a hitler moustache?*
*AAAHHHHH! HITLER BACON!*
*bacon army does hitler salute*
*I must now make my ninja bacon escape...*
*close up of hitler bacon's eyes...*
*close up of Jace the bacon slayer's eyes...*
*hitler bacon's moustache twitches...*
*RAAAAAAAA!*
*Jace the bacon slayer ninja whips out a giant frying pan*
*WOOOOOOOOOOO! You bacons don't stand a chance!*
*Jace the bacon slayer kills nazi bacon army with giant frying pan*
*YAY! Jace the bacon slayer triumphs again!*
*Now i can go on my holiday to hawaii! There be no bacon there! The bacons die in the heat!*