*In hawaii. Hawaii music plays.*
*Ahhhhh... The anti-bacon hawaii islands is sooooo relaxing.*
*gurgle noise*
*GASP! What was that?*
*gurgle noise again*
*bacon with a fish tail majestically rises out of the water*
*GASP! It's a MER-BACON!*
*gurgle gurgle... You insignificant humans have hunted us mer-bacon for many, many moons... Now it is time for the mer-bacon to have their revenge!*
*about 10 other mer-bacon pop up out of the water*
*(mer-bacon chanting) kill the human, kill the human, kill the human...*
*YOU MESSIN' WITH THE WRONG BACON SLAYER, HONEY!*
*(leader mer-bacon) No, he can't be, a bacons slayer!*
*THAT'S RIGHT, FOOL! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*
*(mer-bacon chanting) swim away! Swim away!
*Pft, those mer-bacon are stupid fat wimps.*
*throws giant pineapple bomb in direction that mer-bacon swam away*
*KABOOM!*
*dead mer-bacon all float to the surface*
*Ha ha, that should take care of that!
*:)*
Jace is so bored aye=] haha=] check out my other story, if things had been different. It's nothing like this, I was high on caffeine when I wrote this but the other story is serious, but it's awesome so go check it out please=] Review?