*sitting in science class*
*teacher-BLAH BLAH BLAH MAGNESIUM BLAH BLAH SODIUM CHLORIDE BLAH BLAH BLAH...*
*ugh. This teacher is EVIL.*
*BLAH BLAH BLAH LITHIUM NITRATE BLAH BLAH CHRONIUM HYDROXIDE...*
*i cant take dis ani longa...something must be done...*
*BLAH BLAH BLAH AMMONIUM CARBONATE BLAH BLAH BLAH CALCIUM SULFATE... YOU SHALL SUFFER WITH CHEMISTRY FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES! MWA HA HA HA!*
*OH NOES!... Do i smells bacon? It's coming from... DA TEACHER!*
*yes, i would no dat smell anywhere*
*blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...*
*OH NOES! HE AN EVIL BACON! AAAAAA!*
*(standing on table) I NO WOT YOU REALLY ARE!*
*disguised bacon teacher sweating nervously, but dat only making the bacon smell stronga...*
*ummm, errr, i don no wot you're talking about!*
*shifty eyes*
*Your not really a teacher, are you? You a BACON!*
*ummmmmmm, of course not? Wot gives you dat idea?*
*you smells like BACON! Explain DAT!*
*uuummmm, errrrr, uuummmm... I likes to cook bacon in my pants?*
*!*
*Jace the bacon slayer tackles disguised bacon teacher to the ground, and pulls off mask, revealing a BACON!*
*NOOOOOOO! You have discovered ma tru identity...*
*bacon starts crying and runs out of da classroom*
*YYEEEAAAHHH! I have bacon fo dinners!*
*(rest of kids in class) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*