"Okay these are our offices, go ahead and have a seat miss?" Jared questioned Jessica.
"The names Bishop, Jessica Bishop," then she giggled to herself at her small joke before noticing the odd glances that were coming her way.
"Oh well, that's nice. Miss Bishop. Come to think of it Jensen we didn't properly introduce ourselves," Jared said seriously.
"Oh no, how horrible of us," Jensen said with a roll of his eyes.
"That's okay, we know who you are," Megan smiled triumphantly.
"Wow, Megan, that didn't sound stalkerish at all," Amanda said.
"What I meant was we know, about you, in the whole we watch all your guys' stuff. I mean not all of it! We do have lives but we like to watch you a lot so we know all about you....God wont someone shut me up?" Megan blushed.
"Megan, shut up," Jessica told her.
"Since you, obviously and a tad bit creepily, know about us how about you all introduce yourselves," Jensen said as he sat down on the couch and waved the girls over to sit on the other one.
"She's Jessica Bishop, like she said, I'm Megan Salinger," she said pointing to herself.
"Like the author?" Jared questioned her.
Megan flashed a flirty smile before she spoke, "Where do the ducks go?"
Jared was impressed, "Ahh…nice," he smiled.
"I don't get it," Jensen spoke up. "Ducks like, go to ponds...right?"
Megan ingorned him as her and Jared shared another second smiling at each other. Then she heard Amanda cough.
"Oh, um and that's Amanda Crockett," she said pointing over at Amanda on the end of the couch.
"What? Like Davy Crockett?" Jensen asked.
"Yeah, exactly," Amanda said with a little too much enthusiasm.
"Kill any bars lately, Crockett?" Jensen asked in his best hick voice.
Amanda just giggled furiously for a full five mintues before she quieted down.
"Desperate much?" Jessica laughed under her breath. Then she realized that no one asked her about her last name. "No one wants to know about my last name?" She pouted.
Jared and Jensen looked at each other before back at the girls. They weren't sure what 'Bishop' was like. Megan nuged Jessica before she spoke,
"Like the clergymen, right?"
Not as cool as your alls last names, she thought but she would take it. "Yeah."
"Touch any kids lately, Bishop?" Megan joked.
Jensen cracked up while Jared's eyes got huge. Jessica got embarassed.
"Kiss my ass," she threatened.
Amanda leaned over and added, "Did you teach the kids to do that?"
"Why I outta…" Jessica began before all the girls heard Jared clear his throat.
"Anyway, Nice to meet you all," Jared began. "But even though you know we are we should still be gentleman and introduce ourselves."
"Dude really? They already know who we are," Jensen whined.
"Yes Jensen, it's how we were raised," Jared said with an implied tinge of mystery that the girls couldn't quite place.
"You're right man. I'm Jensen Ackles; I like moon light walks on the beach--"
"I'm Jared Padalecki," he stated interrupting Jensen. "The man you talked to and sent you out her was Kripke, he couldn't make it today but he made sure that we were here to meet with you."
The girls swooned, but only for a moment, because after the short introductions the boys got down to business. (Bada Bing).
Jared and Jensen read the script. Jensen was laughing out loud at the humor in it while Jared was asking odd questions about Bigfoot and how the girls had come together with such intelligent and accurate piece of fiction. To which the girls responded with "the internet and books" as the source of their information. Jared, being the skeptic that he was, wasn't sure he bought their story.
"Ladies, will you excuse us while we talk this over." Jared said with a bright smile, taking Jensen's arm and pulling him into the room next door.
"Ouch dude, what the hell?" Jensen said, smacking Jared's hand off his arm as Jared shut the door behind him.
"Jensen...this script…it's way to good to be just...a script."
"What are you getting at?"
"It's really good, the research and everything looks....damn good. I mean...are we sure those girls aren't hunters or something?"
The boys look over at the two way mirror that shows the other room where the girls were sitting. Amanda was standing up, walking around touching things while Megan and Jessica were sitting next to each, and apparently arguing about something. Suddenly, a crash happened. Both Jensen and Jared looked to see Amanda, who had a horrified look on her face as she looked at the ground. Apparently she touched a little too hard as a small vase that had flowers in now lay in a million pieces at her feet.
Megan and Jessica both hop up and go to Amanda and start to freak out. Amanda starts yelling at them, evidently trying to defend herself while she bends over to pick up the pieces. Megan and Jessica got the tape dispenser off the desk and try to help Amanda put the vase back together. Once they put it back on the desk, the vase instantly falls apart again. Megan and Jessica run back to their seats, while Amanda took the pieces and throws them quickly out the window. Then she runs to the empty seat next to Megan and sits down.
Jensen points to them through the window, "Do they honestly look like hunters?"
"I guess not."
"They just wrote a really good story here Jared. It's nothing to get worked up about. BUT, if their research is spot on, then we should go take out this 'bigfoot' thing while it's still here."
"You're right. We should go immediately. We should call Misha too--"
"Wait, what about them?" Jensen asked.
"Uh...we need to get rid of them somehow. We can't just flat out tell them 'hey your research is actually correct and real and we're going to go kill this Bigfoot thing now. Bye', now can we?"
"No we cant smartass that's why I asked you what about them?"
"I say, we tell them...it's really good but....they should go do some more research. That should get them away for a little bit while we go check it out."
"I hate to send them away though, they're all so cute." Jensen smiled.
"Jensen..." Jared said sternly.
"How about we tell them to get more research, but come back to us when they do?"
"Come back? Why?"
"Well, A.) They're cute, and 2.) This is excellent writing Jared. You know we are in desperate need of new writers for this stinkin' show. I say we hire 'em, after we take care of Bigfoot of course."
Jared pondered this for a moment while looking at the girls, again, through the mirror. He did have to admit they were cute. He also had to admit they were in need of some writers for the show.
"Well, I guess you're right. We'll hire them after we get rid of Bigfoot. But promise me one thing Jensen..."
"What?"
"Don't tell them that we are really hunters pretending to be actors playing hunters..."
"Dude....I won't. And to be honest I couldn't if I tried. I can't even explain what you just said..." Jensen said, rubbing his head in confusion.
"The last time you let this secret spill to a couple of pretty girls Jensen, we had to have them committed."
"Hey, I think you overreacted putting them in there..."
"They were going to rat us out Jensen! Tell our secret to the world! What else were we supposed to do?"
"Do what everyone else in this town would do."
"And what's that? Oh, besides sleeping with them."
"*Glare*...Pay them off."
Jared put his hands up, "You know we use the money we get from this show for hunting gear and all that. We couldn't possibly have paid them off.."
Jensen started to argue but stopped. He knew Jared was right. The only reason they do this show was for the money so they could get the most up to date equipment when they go on their real job. ".....Well...I still say you overreac--"
"JUST promise me...you wont tell them" Jared interrupted.
"But what if something happens and we have to tell them?"
"IF there is a situation that calls for it, then yes, you can tell them."
"Awesome."
Jared and Jensen walked back into the room both smiling and noticing the guilty look on the girls' faces.
"Okay, well Jensen and I have discussed it and we both agree that we like it and we are sure that Kripke will like it too..." Jared began.
"Uh oh, I hear a butt coming on," Jessica sighed. "Just admit it! You hated the script and you thought it was a joke. You don't have to sugar coat it."
"No I--" Jared started,
"If this is about the vase I'm sooooo sorry! I just BARELY touched it and it fell and we tried to pick it up and put it back together, but it didn't work so I--" Amanda rambled.
"It's not about the vase and we really do like it--" Jared began again before Amanda interrupted him.
"OH God! You really did like that vase? I feel even more horrible!"
"No, we meant we really do like the script. All we were going to say was you should do a little more research and then come back and show us what you got. That's all," Jared said quickly before any more misinterpretations were made. Plus, he didn't mention the fact there when the girls got back they would all be hired as full time writers. He didn't wanna mention this yet…
"Oh, well...I was just kidding about the vase thing. I mean what vase? There's no vase here! Why, that's just crazy talk," Amanda added, forcing a laugh and a strained smile.
"Alrighty, we're just gonna go do that research thing right now. We'll get back to you when we're done. Yeah. Bye!" Megan stammered.
All three girls simultaneously hopped up out of their seats and darted towards the door not wanting to say anything else stupid.
"Hold up a sec!" Jensen called after them. "Let's swap numbers so you can get a hold of us once you're done and then we can meet up somewhere."
"That seems like a good idea," Megan spoke up. Jensen went over to the desk and retrieved a piece of paper and pen. He hastily wrote down his and Jared numbers and gave the paper to Megan.
He tore off another piece and handed it to her and also gave her the pen. She just stood there forgetting what the number to their motel room was because; let's face it, when standing in front of these two men, a girl could forget her own mother. Just seeing these beautiful men caused Megan to have a massive brain fart, one of the worst on record.
"Uh, Megan? You gonna write down our number or what?" Jessica said with a forced grin.
"I forget it," she whispered back. After a few seconds of awkward silence she finally remembered the motel's number and wrote that down. "You could call them and ask for us, ask for Bishop."
"Will do," Jared said flashing a dazzling smile.
After the girls left, Jared turned to Jensen and said, "You did that just to get their number."
"I am shocked and hurt that you would think so low of me, I didn't just do that to get their number....Okay I totally just did that to get their number. BUT, I also had another motive for doing it."
"And what could that possibly be?"
"They really will have to call us back to meet with us."
"That's true. Anyway we should probably go call Kripke and Misha and tell them about this script err I mean information. Kripke will probably want us to go investigate ASAP. And we both know that Misha will want in on this action. Hell its bigfoot, we'll need all the help we can get."
A few minutes later the boys were in one of the CW conference rooms. They locked the door and shut the blinds to the windows and sat down at the table. Jared reached over and dialed Kripe's number on the speaker phone.
"That went well!" Amanda exclaimed once they got outside the building. Megan and Jessica turned to glare at their friend. "What?"
Shaking their heads the other two girls walked on silently back to their motel. Once back the girls' immediately got to work on collecting more research.
Not able to do much but go over the same stuff they had looked through a hundred times already, their resources exhausted, they sat and pondered.
"I don't have any clue! I've looked through this stuff a thousand times over and still nothing new stands out. I'm at a loss," Jessica said breaking the silence. The other two nodded in agreement.
"WAIT! I've got it!" Amanda exclaimed, making the other two jump. "Let's go camping," Amanda looked at Megan and Jessica who both had unamused looks on their faces. "Seriously, I mean we've gone through everything we have here about Bigfoot. That latest sighting was not too far from here. What better way to research it than go to it's natural habitat? Plus the same area it was seen in happens to have a Bigfoot museum nearby. I'm sure there is information there we haven't considered yet."
There was a long pause filled with more unamused stares from Megan and Jessica. Then with a roll of her eyes Jessica spoke,
"Oh what the hell…anything to get us out of this dump."
"Yeah, I guess. I mean, nothing can be half as scary as the cockroach running around here acting like he owns the place. But, uh, won't we need like a tent or something?" Megan asked.
"Of course, and sleeping bags, flashlights and other crap. We'll just have to make a stop somewhere," Amanda added.
"If we're gonna go we might as well not put it off before I lose my nerve. I don't know about the two of you but I hate camping. All the bugs, no TV and bugs..." Jessica grimaced.
So the girls got their things together and headed up to northern California to the wilderness.
Little did they know that Kripke had just assigned Jared, Jensen and Misha to go to that exact same wilderness and kill Bigfoot.