After an hour or so of reading the boring plaques and asking Thelma boring questions and getting boring answers, the girls decided they had enough; enough of this museum and enough 'new' information to hopefully satisfy the boys.
It was getting close to dark now, much to Jessica's dismay. She rapidly flew down the road to the nearest camp site in the woods.
"I still can't believe we're actually gonna be staying here," Amanda said after a while. "What if Bigfoot is real? He's gonna have us for lunch…"
"That's absurd," Megan began, "If anything he's gonna have us for dinner, since it's so late and all."
Jessica smiled but Amanda's eyes got bigger.
Jessica parked the car after she chose a camp spot. Actually, it was more of just a huge wooded area. They were just going to have to try and find a camping spot.
"I guess we have to go beyond the trees to find a site," Jessica concluded as all the girls stretched beside the car.
"There is unrest in the forest—"Megan began to sing before Amanda cut her off.
"Not now betch. I'm in no mood for Rush since your little quip about dinner a minute ago."
All Megan could do was go, "Awww..."
The girls got their big tent set up in no time. Really, that's a lie; it took them almost an hour and half to set up the damn thing. It was beyond dark and getting scary outside.
Since they were all up and weren't going to sleep anytime soon, they all decided to play some uno. Megan got the lamp light ready while Amanda found the cards.
Jessica simply laughed creepily and said, "Let the massacre begin."
Jensen, Jared and Misha had been searching for clues as long as they had daylight left, and not one of them had found any sort of clue.
"Dude this sucks," Jensen growled. "We've been stomping around here for forever—"
"It's only been a few hours, you wuss," Misha interjected.
"Eff you."
"Ol'righty boys," Jared said jumping between them, "Let's just search for a little bit longer and then we'll go and start fresh in the morning. How about that?"
Jensen and Misha looked at each before they both agreed.
"…and seriously, whichever one of you ate burritos before we came out here, I'm going to kill you in your sleep," threatened Jensen.
"What are you talking about? We didn't—oh, ohhhhh man that's rank!" Misha coughed.
"I didn't eat anything like that either," assured Jared as he covered his mouth. "But seriously, whatever that smell is, bleh!"
"Maybe we can run away from it?" Jensen said.
"Worth a shot, dayum!" Misha stuttered as he began to run.
Jared and Jensen weren't far behind him. After a nice brisk jog all three men slowed down. They finally stopped and caught their breaths.
"Okay, what the hell was that all about? It was freakin' weird." Jensen said as he pointed behind them.
Jared sucked in a few breaths before he spoke, "I don't know. But a smell just happening like that, that's gotta mean something."
"Hey, isn't there some kind of legend that says Bigfoot stinks?" Misha asked.
Jared and Jensen gave him looks.
"I don't see you all coming up with an explanation for it," Misha muttered.
Jared shook his head once his breathing finally became normal, "I don't know, we'll have to look it up when we get to the mot—"then he stopped in mid sentence.
Jensen and Misha noticed that he was staring off into space.
"Hello? Earth to Bigfoots twin?" Misha said while waving a hand in Jared's face.
Jared simply smacked it away and then pointed off into the distance, "Look over there, is that, is that a light?"
Jensen and Misha had to squint but they both finally saw what he was talking about.
"Maybe its Tinkerbelle," Jensen chuckled.
"She's kinda hot," Misha thought out loud.
"She really is."
"You guys, for once, quit thinking with your dicks! Gosh!" Jared shouted. Then he sighed before he started whisper, "We should go check out that light. There is supposedly a camp site around here somewhere. If someone is camping out we need to make them leave. Bigfoots last sighting was around these parts and the fewer civilians that are here, the better."
"Okay," Jensen said quietly. "My dick thinks that's a good idea."
He and Misha started to laugh uncontrollably as Jared groaned.
"Fine then Chris Rock, you get to go first," Jared said snidely and he pointed to Jensen.
"Bitch," Jensen mumbled as he headed towards the light.
The noise kept getting louder and closer to the tent. The girls were huddled together in the center trying not to freak out.
"What the hell is that noise you guys?" Jessica squeaked out, trying to be as quiet as possible.
"If I knew do you think I would be this freaked out right now?" Amanda scolded.
"Don't be so mean Amanda. Do you really want Jessica's last impression of you to be of you being mean to her?" Megan said seriously.
"I guess not. Sorry Jessica."
"It's okay."
As soon as Jessica spoke the girls heard another loud crunch outside. This time it sounded like it was right beside the tent. The girls' eyes were huge as they saw shadows coming around the side of it.
Amanda decided that if she was to die, she wasn't going down without a fight. She motioned for Megan to hand her the crowbar, silently thanking Megan's intuition and idea to bring it 'just in case'. Megan shook her head 'no' to her at first before another loud sound make her hand the crowbar over quickly.
Jessica and Megan unzipped the tent quietly but quickly for Amanda, and mouthed 'good luck' to her.
Amanda waited until the shadow was right next to the tent before she made her move. She jumped out of the tent and started to swing the crowbar wildly.
"Take this you bigfoot bastard!" She screamed as she felt the crowbar come in contact with something.
"Ow! Stop!" The familiar voice yelled.
Amanda froze with the crowbar up above her heard, ready to strike again. "What?-Why do you sound familiar?" She asked the voice as she couldn't really see in the dark.
"Because you do know me! Sort of. I mean we've met once…"
Amanda dropped the crowbar behind her as she fidgeted with the flashlight she kept in her pocket. Once she got it turned on she shined the light down at the figure in front of her.
"Jensen?"
He coughed once and rose up slowly in front of her, "Cha, the one and only," he tried to laugh. But once he did his ribs hurt and he clutched them. "Oh God, I'm really sorry about that," Amanda said as she laid a hand on his shoulder. She cursed herself quickly before she saw Jensen wave her off.
"It's okay. I mean, you did the right thing I suppose. You've got one hell of an arm, I'll tell you that."
"Yeah, ha-ha I played a little t-ball and softball back in the day."
"No way?" he questioned, hoping that her mind wouldn't wonder to what he was doing there.
"Wai! My team won the state champ—Wait a minute!" She rambled on before she stopped quickly.
"I knew you were smarter than that," Jensen smirked.
"Yeah I am. If what you just said would be considered a compliment. Now, what are you doing here?" She asked placing a hand on her hip and shining the flashlight in his eyes.
"Well…if you must know I—" He began before the both heard a loud clunk and then the sound of someone grunting behind them.
They both turned to see Jared on the ground in front of the tent with Megan standing over him, holding a large mythology book in her hands.
"Megan!" Amanda yelled as she ran over to them.
"Holy crap…is that?" Megan started before Amanda interrupted her.
"Yeah, it's Jared."
"I just knocked him out with a book…"
"Not completely, I'm still awake down here…" A groggy Jared spoke up.
Megan bent down to him. "I'm REALLLLLLY sorry about that. It's just we couldn't hear Amanda and then we heard a noise and Jessica's a wimp so I had to come out here and-"
"Megan!" Amanda interrupted her once more. "Give the guy a break; you just flattened his face with a college text book."
"Sorry, again." She giggled. "Hey, what are you doing here anyway?" She asked as she helped Jared up to his feet.
He was still holding onto his face as he spoke, "What are you doing here?"
"No, I asked first. What you are doing here?"
"Well….I'm older, so you answer me first."
"Uh that's not even fair—"
Megan and Jared began to argue as Jensen and Amanda watched. The two of them tried more than once to break them up but they both kept getting told to shut the hell up. After a few minutes of 'no you go first' all four them got silent when they heard another loud crashing sound.
"That came from the back of the tent," Amanda whispered to them. They all ran around to see Jessica holding a broken flashlight in her hands…and a man passed out in front of her.
"Misha!" Jensen yelled as he and Jared ran to the older man's side. "He's out cold."
"What did you hit him with Jessica?" Megan questioned.
"I—uh—with this flashlight. Hang on what are those two doing here?" She stuttered out.
"We're still trying to figure that out," Amanda said, slowly taking the flashlight out of her hands.
"Hang on you said Misha," Jessica said pointing to Jensen. "Do you mean, is that, is that Misha Collins?"
"Uh yeah, and you just cold cocked him," Jensen laughed as he couldn't help himself but laugh.
Then they heard yet another clunk. This time though it was Jessica who had just passed out. "Good lord," Amanda said as she slapped her forehead. "Alright, let's get these two in the tent and then we are going to talk." She said pointing to Jared and Jensen.
After checking on Jessica and Misha's passed out forms in the tent one more time, Megan decided to join Jensen, Jared and Amanda outside. She closed the flap to the tent softly then went over to the fire that the three were sitting around. Noticing the empty spot next to Jared, Megan looked over at Amanda as if to say "Did you leave that seat open for me?"
Amanda grinned and nodded to her as if to say, "You bet your ass I did."
Megan reminded herself to thank Amanda later on when the guys weren't around as she sat down next to Jared.
"Okay, so when do you want to start?" Amanda asked, looking between Jared and Jensen.
"Start what?" Jared questioned.
"Explaining what are you doing here exactly?"
Jared looked nervously over at Jensen.
"We were in the mood…to hike. And…stuff," Jensen said coolly.
"Right and I have some ocean front property in Arizona," Megan chuckled. "Do we look like morons to you?"
"You don't have to answer that," Amanda added quickly.
Jensen looked at Jared this time and shrugged.
"Look, we know something weird is going on here," Amanda started.
"Yeah you guys shouldn't be out here. We think that Bigfoot might actually be….real," Megan finished in hushed voice.
"We know," Jensen said after a few seconds of silence.
Megan and Amanda both looked at him skeptically. "What do you mean you know?" Amanda asked him slowly.
"What Jensen means is," Jared spoke up before taking a breath, "is…there is something weird going on here," then he turned to Megan. "Because, Bigfoot IS real."
"So we aren't crazy?" Amanda sighed.
"Hang on a second. I need to gather my thoughts," Megan said as she rubbed her forehead.
"This might not be the easiest thing to hear," Jensen began, "But…do you really want to know why me, Jared and Misha are here?"
Megan looked up and over to him just as Amanda did the same. They both nodded their heads.
"We are here because…we're hunters," he said slowly letting all his words sink in.
"Hang on…are you telling me that you three are…like…" Amanda said, trying to figure out exactly how to say it.
"Um yeah. We're hunters like on the show. Demons, ghosts…bigfoot," Jared continued for her, "It's all real. And we are real hunters who hunt them. But for the record Misha is not really an angel…he's a hunter like us."
"You could say we're hunters pretending to be actors playing hunters," Jensen laughed trying to make the girls laugh.
The girls sat there with their mouths open. "Are…are we on candid camera or something," Megan asked seriously.
"I'm afraid not," Jared said looking over at her. "Ya see, doing a TV show is better than doing credit card fraud."
"Plus, if need be, getting out of jail would be easier since we are 'celebrities'," Jensen added.
After another moments silence, Amanda was the first to speak.
"So you guys came here to…kill Bigfoot?" she asked Jensen.
"Uh, yeah, that's pretty much the real reason we are here. Now, what are you all doing here is my question."
"We came here to do some research like you wanted," she said offensively.
"Whoa when we said you needed more research we meant, go look some more up on the internet or in a book," Jared huffed.
"Yeah, not go out and try to find the damn thing and ask it questions like you were a reporter or something!" Jensen practically yelled.
"Hey, don't yell at us! We came here because for your information, PAL, there is a Bigfoot museum about 3 miles away! And there we DID learn some more information for the script!" Amanda shouted, getting more irritated by the minute.
"Well you got your information now how come you aren't on your way back to California or staying in hotel somewhere? Why are you out here camping in Bigfoot's backyard?" Jensen yelled right back at her.
He was worried about killing Bigfoot before, it would be no easy feat (no pun intended) but now that the girls were out here too he was more worried than before. If he or the guys let something happen to them he would most likely never get over it. It had been a long, long time since someone accidently got killed while the guys were a doing job, and Jensen was going to make sure no one was going to die anytime soon.
Anger was rising in Amanda quickly and Megan took notice. Just as Amanda was about to yell some more Megan spoke up,
"There aren't any hotels around and it was late in the day. We were all very tired. We though we would just camp out and leave in the morning," she said with her head down. "It's not like we came out here on purpose to look for him or anything. Shit, up until a few minutes ago we didn't even think he was real."
It was eerily quiet after Megan spoke. For a full five minutes no one said a word, each to busy thinking to themselves. After another five minutes Jensen cleared his throat,
"Ladies, I'm sorry I yelled earlier. It's just; we didn't expect anyone to be out here."
"This is like, literally Bigfoot's backyard," Jared said a few moments later. "Did you all just randomly decide to camp out here? At this spot?"
Megan nodded her head, "Yeah. Out of all these woods we pick the spot where THE actual Bigfoot likes to hang out. Why can't we have this kind of luck when we play the lottery or something," She finished with a laugh.
