Kill them! Kill them all! Mwahahaha!

Yes. . . Kill them.

Wait, no. Don't kill them. Why kill them?

You fool!

You do realize if we try to kill them we may land ourselves in a more disadvantageous position. It would be more beneficial –

You fool! Don't listen to him! Kill them! Kill them all! We will devour their souls and scatter their entrails to the vultures! Mwahahaha!

Um, that's gross. And kinda cliché.

Silence! You fool!

Be quiet! Get out. Get out of my head. Get out now.

You fool! You invited us in. You made the classic Faustian error! You foolish fool! Ahahahaha!

Okay, the evil laughter is a bit much don't you think?

AHAhahahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Hahaha. Ha. Haha.

And do you really have to say 'fool' all the time?

What?

I mean, it gets kinda old real fast. Can't you come up with something a little more creative? There's a whole dictionary worth of insulting terms out there.

Sigma is correct – a villainous nature such as yours would be much more menacing with a greater command of a threatening vocabulary.

You fools! Why would I waste precious time on petty things like insults?

Then why bother with it in the first place? By your own logic, it's a waste of time.

Omega retaliated in the only way he knew how.

You fools!


An experimental piece: I wanted to try an almost exclusively dialogue story (hence why it isn't very long). Getting inside the Meta's head seemed like a good place to start. The personalities represented are Agent Maine in bold, Omega, Delta, and Sigma. I'll let you figure out precisely who is who - if I was successful, you should be able to tell pretty easily : )

- SilverInkblot