A.N Hi Peoples I'm Rhiana. I don't have fanfiction but I'm writing this chapter of New Beginnings. This is officially my first fanfic so bare with me. This chapter will be crazy and really really random just like this story. My characters are Dumbledore and Snape. Dumbledore is a gay zombie and Snape is just a down right weirdo. This is gonna be lots of fun. (: P.S This isn't the first thing I've written its just the first thing I've posted and BTW this story is meant to be retarded so I'm writing it that way my other work isn't retarded.

Dumbledore POV

Man I love this dress. It looks so good on me. Everyone will love my new body. I looked into the mirror one last time before I changed back into my robe to become the normal 'straight' Dumbledore. Well I guess its time to break the news to everyone at Hogwarts that I've come back from the dead and now I'm a gay zombie. Ah maybe I'll just tell them that I've come back from the dead not anything else.

I entered the Great Hall for dinner way before any of the other students or teachers would be here just so that I wouldn't draw any attention to myself before I needed to. After about twenty minutes the students started to enter I spotted many familiar faces. Then I noticed Ron and Ginny Weasley. Well it's good to see that they survived the war. And then I spotted Harry Potter. Well isn't it good to see him and he has grown so much and oh he is so handsome oh he looks so…

"Dumbledore?"

"Ah sorry what where who said my name?"

"Oh my god it is you Dumbledore! Dumbledore you're alive oh this is amazing. But how? How are you here with us right now after…. after what happened?" asked Professor McGonagall coming and hugging me.

"Oh yes I am ah it's very good to see you. I are it's a long story maybe I'll explain it to you later now is probably not the best time of place." I replied as she continued to hug me. Please get off me I want to admire Mr. Potter. Oh for god sakes get off me you old hag! "Ah well I'll be going now to speak with the other teachers." I said trying to smile.

After a few minutes Professor McGonagall called the students to order.

"Everyone back to their houses." She called. Wow is that Draco Malfoy? He looks so…so much better than Potter. Look at that white blonde hair dreaming grey blue eyes oh I could just drown in them. And oh that…"Dumbledore! Professor Dumbledore? ARE YOU LISTENING?" called McGonagall. Will she stop ruining my fantasies for god's sakes? Seriously can't she see I'm thinking about important maters and people?

"Ah yes right I'm listening."

"Do you wish to speak to the students? Explain your return from a place one does not return?"

"Right. Offcourse." I stood up and walked over to my old post and looked out to all of the students. What the hell was I going to say? "Hello everyone." Yeah great start Albus. "It is very good to see you all once again. I have…" Think of the right word that won't scare anyone. "Returned to Hogwarts because I," I what? Why am I here? "…missed you all." Right that shall do it. Hmmm they all look very puzzled should I say more? No don't reveal anything about you being a zombie I wonder if they could handle the fact that I'm gay. Ah no. I won't tell them anymore. I stepped down from my post and took my seat next to Professor Flitwick smiled and then looked away. Well that went well.

"Ok well students we have 5 new students and 2 new teachers to welcome to Hogwarts!" McGonagall said excitedly. "Cullen, Alice!" she shouted. And out walked a petite girl with pixie features. "Ravenclaw!" shouted the sorting hat. After Alice came Emmett who went to Gryffindor, Rosalie who went Slytherin, Jasper who went to Hufflepuff and then wow who is that? A tall lean pale boy with bronze hair appeared and boy was he hot! I felt my heart start to race and pulse quicken man this boy was killing me. "Cullen, Edward." called McGonagall. Edward Cullen oh my god this boy was hot. "Gryffindor!" shouted the hat. And then I noticed it. I had met this boy before. This boy asked me out earlier today! Oh shit I rejected him. This boy is incredibly hot, gay, liked me and I REJECTED HIM! Shit! Shit! Shit! I really hope he'll forgive me and let me take him up on his offer.

At the end of dinner I raced out of the doors after Edward. I ran down the hall following him and his family until they stopped at the corner and I ran straight into Edward. Dream.

"Oh I'm so sorry. Edward, can I please talk to you privately?"

"No way you rejected me remember."

"I know but I really want to go out with you because your just so dam hot!" Did I just say that out loud? Man I'm stupid. "Please give me a second chance?"

"No. I already know I'm supper hot cause I look in the mirror everyday and F.Y.I (I imagined Edward snapping his fingers in front of his face) I have a new boyfriend one who appreciates me and loves me. So be on your way cause I'm going to make out with my boyfriend and not you." (kinnda gross sorry).

I started to cry on the way to my room. Why did Edward have to be so mean? Who will I crush on now? Oh wait Draco Malfoy. Draco oh with his white blonde hair and grey eyes man he is better than Edward any day. Draco Malfoy wow Draco Malfoy. So beautiful and handsome and… "Oh shit Draco Malfoy!"

"Sir? Is something wrong sir?" Why did he have to look so dam good in that Slytherin robe and that green and silver tie? "Sir?" he almost shouted.

"Ah oh yes I'm fine Draco. Just thinking." About you. You and only you now.

"Ok well I'll be off then. Bye Sir."

"Bye Draco." You are a Slytherin King boy absolutely delicious.

I entered my room and ripped off my robe (images I know gross) and slipped into a cerise full length gown, matching heels and diamond tear drop earrings. I topped off my look with cherry pink lip gloss, black eyeliner and light pink eye shadow. Boy did I look good. Wow no man or boy could resist this. I twirled and twirled around the room with Desree -I'm Kissing You playing in the back round. It was like magic I was centre stage gliding through the night sky. And then I heard it.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" someone screamed.

"Oh my god Professor Dumbledore what are you doing?" someone screamed again. I ran over to the corner of the room and grabbed my robe wrapping it around me.

"Why are you in here?" I yelled great someone had to see me.

"I-I was just coming to welcome you back sir and the door wasn't locked so I entered." I know that voice. Hermione Granger had just witnessed me doing something that no one knows I do. Great how will I explain this?