A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

The Warper News Network (the series)

March 2023

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative, idiotically liberal, and we continue to not bend to being woke like those putzes in certain fandoms. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our questionable outlook! Here's 2023, at least it's not 2020…or 2021…or 2022. Here's Beerus and Whis. Isn't that nostalgic?" The announcer said as the lights shine on the set."

Beerus simply looked tired and done with everything. Whis simply sipped his coffee…which secretly had vodka mixed in. Beerus groaned before looking at the camera.

"Let's get elephant out of the room. The RWBY fandom is chaos with ship known as…"Bumblebee" being made canon apparently. The Wasps had declared war on all over ships. Obviously, people aren't taking this lying down…rioting and street fights have broken out…all over shipping."

Beerus had a simple look of disbelief.

"I hope the table scraps you were begging for is worth it. The characters are awful now, but they can be awful together." Beerus said icily. "Do we have any actual news?"

"That was another school shooting…at an elementary school. A woman who had nothing better to do shot up a private school…killed three kids and three old people. Police shot her down in a grisly display to show we will replay her getting riddled with bullets several times for our amusement because she deserves to get shot for being a piece of human garbage." Whis said dryly. "In gaming news, Naughty Dog is proving that they are out of ideas with the Last of Us being re-released…again. Look, I think any motivation to play it died when the sequel came out."

"I didn't even see the Live Action show…what's the point? Joel's going to die due to that overgrown emo with a golf club. Screw that." Beerus said rolling his eyes. "To wrap this up, we do have news from Mirai Studios who has been secretly working on several projects underground before a big release day coming next month. Look forward to it. And that's our show!"

"Good night, everyone. And take the quiet as a sign that it's peaceful…on paper." Whis said before broadcast cut down.

(A/N: This was really late due to life catching up on me. However, I have been working on several projects. New chapters to RWBYverse, TWG, and some new stuff. RIP to those victims of the shooting at that private school...you were all taken too soon.)